whatever man

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Eating cereal. Cat just walked up to the open pint of milk and sneezed directly into the opening. Walked away.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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I dislike this. 

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them