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bonivers

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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victusinveritas

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

Dude hung up on me.

pangur-and-grim

you can kinda tell that she doesn’t have any teeth, even with her mouth closed

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6qubed

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

charlesoberonn

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

bunjywunjy

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

mokimo-art

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

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duncebento

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

duncebento

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.

aftertheacidrain

fuck i love not being a mother

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

balcklion

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

g1sunstreaker

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

cumaeansibyl

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

the-real-seebs

whenever people say “it’s just a prank” about minor cruelty, remember: the people laughing hardest here are the people being pranked. you’ll notice that they aren’t hurt, or upset. they’re enjoying it. they feel loved and included.

that’s how you make a good prank.

serenitynerd

I keep putting this back in my queue because it means I restumble upon it and it always makes me laugh. So delightful

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klapollo

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

klapollo

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

oranye766

Playing House

hometoursandotherstuff

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

isuggesttherianthropy

monstrouslysexy

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

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