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The snowman titanic is AI :<

NOOOOO that's so unfortunate thank u for telling me

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Russians receive a physics lesson courtesy of a Mi-24’s 12.7mm rotary machine gun.

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A YakB produces about 1.4 tonnes of force when firing, which coupled with a rotating turret where the barrel’s axis is offset by turret’s axis of rotation, creates a merry-go-round effect but much much deadlier.

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Wow died from heart of stone

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creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

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konoko

#capitalism

lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

arrowquillpokemon

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

gluttonousgoddess

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

arrowquillpokemon

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bird

dolleyeresponse

tell me how bug resists fighting

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bug

greseadraws

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

nitewrighter

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

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adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

lesbi-nyan

sorry i cant leave this in the tags

FUCKING! REAL!!! say it louder fur the people in the back! ~nya

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raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

sharkgalaxy

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

#can you pick trump

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animentality

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weaver-z

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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worldsspecialestboy

You are a mimic, but you can only turn into 1 object. Spin the wheel to see which object you can become. How successful do you think you will be trapping/attacking foes as that object?

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

How Successful Are You?

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Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

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Now, how successful are you if you're in a cave?

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Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

worldsspecialestboy

How successful are you at a public pool?

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Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

worldsspecialestboy

How successful are you if you're that same object but bright purple?

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#gleaming crown #i think always successful every time tbh

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