whatever man

Audio on for exactly the horrible noises you expect

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

The time will pass anyway

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Eating cereal. Cat just walked up to the open pint of milk and sneezed directly into the opening. Walked away.