whatever man

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

Again

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

Today’s Thot of the Day is: The West Saint Paul Panera whores, from real life, I think. Maybe.

here’s why i keep a bottle of incel repellent with me

yesterdaysprint snapped