beauty queen on a silver screen

I never got to post this here, but happy pride <33

blorbo is sick and blorbin looks after them. a classic

some real life sickfic i have written:

character a (workaholic prosecutor) refuses to take cold medicine and character b (opposing counsel) bribes her by withholding decisive evidence until she does

character a (workaholic prosecutor) attempts to trick her boss who is also her weird brother into staying at work with a forged doctor's note from their annoying friend, is immediately caught red-handed

WORKAHOLIIIIC PROSECUTOR is trying to run this trial through a voice that is about 3 objections away from disappearing entirely. opposing counsel fakes a medical emergency to force a recess and bring her soup and flirt w her

microbiology student implicated in a murder grows a supervirus in a lab in an attempt to take down workaholic prosecutor who is assigned to their case, this does not work, she gets a guilty verdict and immediately collapses in court while the gavel's still warm

character a uses his magical lie detector necklace to deduce that characters b and c are dating because c now has the cold that b had last week

character a is dating character b (workaholic prosecutor) and is trying to figure out how to get her to stop working so much so she gives herself the flu hoping a will drop everything to dote on her

character a gets strep and spends half the fic sobbing over the lion king in the urgent care waiting room while his mean sister fills out his paperwork

character a can channel ghosts and sometimes it happens involuntarily. she spikes a high fever and channels her dead sister, who is just like "ok whatever" and looks after her sister's sick body, and also gives her fiance the shovel talk while she's there

character a always takes cold showers because she's a weirdo, she takes a hot one and character b immediately clocks her illness

character a catches a cold and instead of being normal about it, goes contact tracing thru the line of contagion until she reaches patient 0, her hot love interest who is still ill, they make out sneezystyle

workaholic prosecutor look i have a type okay workaholic prosecutor won't fucking go home sick so her boss who is also her brother calls her weird girlfriend in because he knows she's the only bitch who can drag her home

character a has a chest cold and a vaporub session turns kinda steamy. sequel a year later where character b now gets pavlov'd into being horny whenever she smells menthol.

character a is sick and her dad shot and killed this guy like 8 years ago and stole his only son so now the dead guy haunts their house and takes care of the kids when they're sick sometimes but the orphaned one doesn't believe in ghosts so only the weird little gremlin daughter of the guy who murdered him can see him. she has no idea who this guy is

characters a and b get con crud on like day 2 of con so they're just miserable in their hotel together and accidentally lure in their two best friends who are each other's love interests and also fucking hate each other. this one ends with someone getting chased down a hallway with a bullwhip.

two bitches raised in germany both get sick on a business trip and bitch for the entire fic about if it was the lüften

workaholic prosecutor calls out of work. regular homocide detective kicks down her door and tries to handcuff her girlfriend because there is no way she'd call out, this is some kind of kidnapping

character a gets sick and character b, his co worker who fucking hates him, kicks down his door and starts cleaning his house with no warning.

workaholic prosecutor (baby, seven years old) has been ordered to bedrest by workaholic prosecutor (her papa, hypocrite) and as soon as his back is turned she sneaks out a window mission impossible style and they get into a full on mock trial in the back garden about the ethics of emprisonment

workaholic prosecutor's girlfriend is sick and she has no supplies in the house so she makes her brother who drives take her to the store where she proceeds to buy four humidifiers and then chase down the ceo of a company that made one flavour of discontinued noodles her girlfriend really liked. she winds up buying a crate on offerup

character a is sad cause his dad died or whatever and so he tries to fake sick to get a break from law school but his annoying baby sister is actually sick and their weird vampire dad makes them quarantine in the same room where he then has to spend the entire day not getting actually sick AND hiding it from her