i heart velma

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

“We are prepared to trade this delicious bagel and lox for the release of the following political prisoners…”

Visit Sinn Fein’s Fein Delicatessen & Bakery, located inside of Arnott’s, North City, Dublin

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

This is fascinating

“33. Make it possible—oh, dear God, please make it possible—to find privacy settings without a nationwide manhunt involving floodlights and basset hounds. Do you think we don’t know what you’re doing? “Go to Settings ->Preferences->Other->Other Options->Stochastic->Non-Evidentiary->Experimental, then click Advanced, then click Desalination, click Both, then Both again, then No three times, then all you have to do is translate the page from Russian to English and voilà! You can turn off genome mapping.” I believe it was Saint Augustine who said that to have faith is to believe in what you do not see; he was referring to the Facebook privacy settings.”

This is the same industry that created pervert glasses, not once but TWICE. They are more interested in their vision than the people necessary to bring that vision to fruition and exist in that future - because that vision doesn’t have anyone else in it.

rad 

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

How would it even stay lit though?

Don’t you dare apologize for science

Reblogging for science, explosions, and cool hexagons!

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

World Heritage Post