asexual people should say “this is better than sex” anytime anything happens

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do you swear to tell not the truth, not even a little bit of the truth, and everything but the truth

"why don't ghosts just prove they're real" because every time they try you people go "omg haunted" and then immediately put a camera in their face. leave Gary alone he's been dead for 300 years and you're still asking him to perform

If that proved they were real then they would be forced to pay taxes

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

Babe it's decomposing

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

I like to imagine you try to mine a block but the moment it the pickaxe contacts the block it explodes and kills you instantly

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

And when things get better you can say “I’m un-killing a hostage”

If a character says that they want to have a female body then its perfectly reasonable to interpret them as trans I think

Okay now I need to know the context because who wouldn’t think that?

Noi from cosmic princess kaguya

I need to watch that