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@totally-cis-offical
Hi Iâm Opal. Welcome to my blog!
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Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.
Superman has a shirt thatâs identical except it says âNot to say Iâm Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same roomâ and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think heâs the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though heâs WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE
Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
weird as hell, thank you for asking
meeble <3
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Olivia Jaimesâ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.
This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

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why do so many freaks go right to âthere should be exams or tests before you have kidsâ when the real solution is better social services, robust infant and child development education that is accessible both financially and schedule/distance accommodating, and resources throughout any stage of a childâs life. genuine question like did you think about any social development before going straight to eugenics
âThere are no female aliens in our game because we donât know how to make a female version of this alienâ You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. Thatâs it. Thatâs literally all you have to doÂ
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you arenât a cowardÂ
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPregantĂŠ
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
Or one of the most sensational choices: No human gender.
no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
So can someone tell me what Ohio is from? Like I know itâs some sort of hellish nation full of monsters and chaos and that itâs bent on conquering/spreading. But what piece of media is it from?
Okay but I doubt the memes are just from bible fans so like did it get popular from some major media or something
@reishi-with-the-shorks
So can someone tell me what Ohio is from? Like I know itâs some sort of hellish nation full of monsters and chaos and that itâs bent on conquering/spreading. But what piece of media is it from?

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Iâm replaying Deltarune and I think i figured something out:
So, Gerson talks in his fight about reinterpreting stories and writing between the lines of stories, and how thatâs how you control the story. I think the second sanctuary being different reflects this idea, with an NPC saying that changing the lighting of the mind allows you to see another side. The different dark worlds in the church are different interpretations.
3 Dark worlds, 3 interpretations. So, this might imply 3 versions of the story, 3 routes of the game
Meaning Side C was foreshadowed in chapter 4
The interesting thing is, 3rd sanctuary very clearly has parallels to both 1st and 2nd sanctuary. It has the appearance of the 1st, but the pianos move like in 2nd, and it has the horizontal bookshelves like in 2nd too.
Which again parallels how Side C will probably work. You enter chapter 5 and 6âs dark worlds, but itâs still an aborted weird route, so it blends elements of each
i am half blind. on my eighteenth birthday, a freak accident left me with a slashed retina, a temporary eye patch and a permanent loss of 86% of vision in my right eye. i don't talk about it much, and apart from the inability to drive a car, placing my notebook next to the desk instead of on it once in a while, and making me truly abysmal at beer pong, it has not impacted my life much.
except for the bittersweet fact that i can never show people how breathtakingly beautiful the world looks when you eyesight is fractured straight through the middle. i close what my opitician calls my good eye and the world explodes in colour, every pinprick source of light spreading out into iridescent flares into all directions culminating in bright circles at the edge of my vision. every star, every streetlight, multiplying into a tenfold symphony of colour and light. it's so overwhelmingly beautiful. how can i ever explain this to people? that when they find out and look at me with pity they should be envious instead. what an immense privilege, to be able to look at the world and see it too.
like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery
this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old
variations on "feel old yet" meme:
lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago
lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago
event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago
event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago
event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago
real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago
real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago
reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years
reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes
real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago
lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago
reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow
reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes
real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago
lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago
lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago
making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago
technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago
threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days
non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar
non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire
lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago
self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago
giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\
i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?
declarative statement: you feel old.
subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.
reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.
reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago
I feel old yet: Iâm old!
It amazes me that autistic dudes feel that their autism makes them entitled to be gross and creepy when autistic women manage to get by just fine without being creepy or needing to justify it with our autism.Â
This post horrifies me.
I have a friend whoâs an autistic man. Earlier this week he went for a walk at night. Several different people thought he was creepy and called the police on him. Iâve known him for a long time and I can tell you that he unconditionally wasnât.  Being autistic in public is enough to get you called gross and creepy, if youâre male. Not if youâre read as a woman, though. See, I also go for walks at night.  I spin in circles until I canât walk straight and sprint up and down the stairwells of random buildings and my facial expressions are weird as hell. I have done this at least once a week for the last three years, and no one has ever called the police on me, or even waved campus security in my direction, or even crossed the street to stay away. Autistic men who do the exact same things as autistic women are in danger for them. Autistic men who do the exact same things as autistic women will be called gross and creepy for them. Thatâs only one of the repellent things about this post, though. The other one is that autistic women do get called gross and creepy - particularly if theyâre fat, particularly if theyâre gender non-conforming, particularly if theyâre otherwise disabled. They get called gross and creepy for things they do because they are autistic. Do you think youâre helping them by claiming that this experience has never happened to them, that they arenât a real autistic woman if it did happen to them, that explaining that theyâre autistic in response to being called those words is believing their autism âmakes them entitledâ? If your problem is that some autistic men violate boundaries, say that. If your problem is that others excuse their boundary violations by saying âbut theyâre autisticâ, or that they expect you to forgive them because theyâre autistic, say that. But âgrossâ and âcreepyâ are disability-coded words used to attack undesirable people for non-normative behavior, and if you use them against autistic people you are not an autistic advocate.
critical addition
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once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere
after the end cretaceous extinction event, basically all megafaunal niches were suddenly empty; and most got filled in some way. proboscideans instead of sauropods, carnivorans instead of theropods, ungulates instead of ceratopsians and hadrosaurs etc...
but the thing is: only *most* got filled to some extent
not all
because there used to be dragons
and now their niche is just *empty*
it's like i can feel the gap they left, in everything from open grassland ecosystems to isolated islands; the world we know is shaped by the absence of a truly big flying predator
no bird could ever fill their niche, because of plain and simple anatomical constraints
because they cannot use their wings to jump
birds could never be azdarchids
they could never be dragons
there are no more dragons
but there used to be
there used to be...
Silly Game Time: Who are two characters you really like from two stories you really enjoy (of any genre of any mediumânovel, comic, movie, show, podcast, game, etc. including OCs if you like)? AND which of them is more likely to apologize for something that isn't their fault?
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)
Susie (Deltarune)
Reigen would probably do this as like a fake apology intended to actually take credit for something he didnât do/pretend to be a powerful psychic
If that doesnât count then Iâd still say Reigen though