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Hi I’m Opal. Welcome to my blog!

Come here to watch someone who definitely isn’t a trans girl do totally cis male things!

Teehee!

#is this how you make a pinned post?#transfem #trans pride #transgender #trans #pride month #trans girl #pinned post

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pxblohoney

okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.

he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news:

the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it.

he was late to his own fucking funeral.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#funny

autistobrat

"why don't ghosts just prove they're real" because every time they try you people go "omg haunted" and then immediately put a camera in their face. leave Gary alone he's been dead for 300 years and you're still asking him to perform

totally-cis-offical

They finally get to be left alone now that they’re dead and they have no reason to ruin that

trans-girl-weird

If a character says that they want to have a female body then its perfectly reasonable to interpret them as trans I think

totally-cis-offical

Okay now I need to know the context because who wouldn’t think that?

dementedgnomicwizard

i went to the met today

sinsumeria1-blog

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

dementedgnomicwizard

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

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tgirl-tamag0tchi

So there’s now 7 of us…

totally-cis-offical

#this isn’t even funny why am I posting this #undertale #utdr

adjdhsue

I found the stupid "wd gaster deltarune" song on yt shorts, but my YouTube closed right as it said gaster. Does this count as gaster irl feats.

totally-cis-offical

No because YouTube shorts isn’t real

homunculus-argument

My inbox is beautiful this time of the year.

randomalistic

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

randomalistic

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

gravityjunior

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made

neonfretra

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

simonalapropaganda

made a tumblr account for this post and this post only

levymcgarden55

Happy to report that this is one of five posts on their account and then they never came back

#hurgle #funny #hall of fame

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Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! We're going to ruin a title (whether for a book, movie, show, game, comic, or whatever) by making a slight change to it.

For example, "Jedi, Fallen Order" (a game where you play as a young Jedi who survived the Empire's takeover of the Galaxy) becomes "Jedi, Ballin' Order" (a game where teams of force-users are playing basketball, and Yoda can dunk).

What do you mean ruin? that could genuinely be a really good game

Anyways: Daemons of the Shadow Realm -> Damien of the Shadow Realm. Just about a guy named Damien who is provably from the shadow realm

#asks #Jedi ballin’ order

venom-princess-deactivated20250

taraxippos

Akira bike sliding on a horse

taraxippos

concept art

taraxippos

concept art

Lesbians: if your crush came up to you holding a rose and then took a bite out of it, how would you feel?

Weirded out

Disappointed

That’s hot

Not a lesbian/see results

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

#polls

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

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