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Hi I’m Opal. Welcome to my blog!

Come here to watch someone who definitely isn’t a trans girl do totally cis male things!

Teehee!

#is this how you make a pinned post?#transfem #trans pride #transgender #trans #pride month #trans girl #pinned post

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derinthescarletpescatarian

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

derinthescarletpescatarian

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

Silly Game Time: If you had to choose, would you rather spend one week with you pinky fingers being twice as long OR one week with all your other fingers being shorter by the length of your fingernails?

Shorter fingers definitely. Longer pinks will just get in the way and be very annoying

#asks

I made a new Deltarune save file and I decided to make myself “EGG”. For totally cis reasons of course

#still cis tho #deltarune #utdr

So there used to be a lot of theories that W.D. Gaster is Sans and Papyrus’s father or brother or something

But I just thought of something: Gaster is the surname, so Sans would be named Sans Gaster

Meaning… the Gaster Blasters might not be manned after WD Gaster. They’re mashed after sans

#utdr #undertale theory #undertale #sans #wd gaster #gaster blaster

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totally-cis-offical

Can I share with you a cover of a Deltarune song I absolutely love and am insane about?

It’s a cover of Vs Susie made by Man On The Internet

The voice acting is so good and has so much emotion into it. I especially love when she says “I won’t kill him” near the end, because it sounds like she can’t believe what she’s saying.

totally-cis-offical

Like I can visualize her expression just from hearing her voice that’s how good the voice acting is

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

totally-cis-offical

The target audience of all my posts is also you

writing-prompt-s

"Wait, so you're telling me that you don't have a secret identity, that's just straight up your full legal name?" "Yeah. All the other superheroes have cover names, pseudonyms or similar, so everyone just assumes that mine is the same."

#doctor strange

libraford

One of the schools I photographed had a boy on the volleyball team because there wasn't enough interest in having a boys volleyball team. They made an exclusion for him to be on the girls team.

So when I hear people saying stuff about trans athletes and phrasing it as 'boys should not play in girls sports,' im actually thinking about that kid.

totally-cis-offical

Episodic show where the main character has a secret identity as some sort of hero (superhero, magical girl, etc)

And in it, there is a time loop episode. But the main character isn’t the one stuck in the time loop. One of their classmates is. This episode follows that classmate, who has to figure out the hero’s secret identity so they can work together to break the loop

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sizhens-deactivated20250415

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

sizhens-deactivated20250415

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

#funny

phantomrose96

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

allthingshyper

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

#I love that actually

Can I share with you a cover of a Deltarune song I absolutely love and am insane about?

It’s a cover of Vs Susie made by Man On The Internet

The voice acting is so good and has so much emotion into it. I especially love when she says “I won’t kill him” near the end, because it sounds like she can’t believe what she’s saying.

#deltarune #utdr #fanart #voice acting

utopians

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

hottestthingalive

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

#that is so accurate #peanuts #meme #funny

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You can lead a horse to water. You can lead a horse away from water. You can also lead a horse ___."

In a path exactly parallel to the water

#asks

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tajrishgp

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

totally-cis-offical

And when things get better you can say “I’m un-killing a hostage”

prokopetz

Given who's responsible for Ralsei's "I've never been a princess" scene in Chapter 5, I find myself picturing a horrible scenario where Rouxls Kaard continues his pattern of accidentally helping queer people figure their shit out by somehow being the one to make Ralsei aware of the concept of gender transition.

totally-cis-offical

I love the implication that Ralsei assumes that Kris was born nonbinary because that’s how it works for darkners

lestikmock

Rouxls would IMMEDIATELY start trying to date Ralsei. Like, the moment he learned that she is a princess now (or helped her realize) he would start trying to date her.

totally-cis-offical

Ralsei is not a villain though? He only dates villains

Also he’s bi/pan anyways?

lestikmock

Since when is Miss Mizzle a villain?

totally-cis-offical

Does he get with Miss Mizzle or something?

lestikmock

Actually just a regular Mizzle

totally-cis-offical

He clearly is only doing it to annoy you

While the partner isn’t even the relationship itself is intended to be

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