spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

Get you a man that'll cross a moat with a giant sword while wearing full plate armor just to see you.

A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. 

Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1320

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I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

I need Flowery to beat his ass

Hey was anybody going to tell me that Grace's aroace colors socks are not a popular fanon invention (a la Adrian is green) and are in fact something he actually WEARS IN THE MOVIE?? Were we just gonna wait for me to notice this while making an edit???? Was that the plan??

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

I see your argument, but I raise you humans who keep dogs/ferrets, and even worse, rats. To be mortal is to love and lose. The elves ARE being snobby if this is their reasoning.

always reblog bocchi trans timeline

The worst part of boomerang disease is you keep catching it over and over

The worst part of boomerang disease is you keep catching it over and over

The worst part of boomerang disease is you keep catching it over and over