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Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "The protagonist is a legendary sword fighter, but the twist is ___."
(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
They’re legendary because they sold really shitty copper. Future generations don’t even know they were a sword fighter
apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it
what "level" are you
egg
hatchling
baby dragon
dragon
still a dragon
mega dragon
super hella dragon
UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
Mega dragon
In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....
In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.
And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.
Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "The protagonist is a legendary sword fighter, but the twist is ___."
(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
They’re legendary because they sold really shitty copper. Future generations don’t even know they were a sword fighter

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Lying Liars
YES!
Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.
I had to check this wasn’t The Onion
Was it not already illegal? I would’ve thought it would be normal to ban that worldwide
Dumb Deltarune Idea
So I’ve seen the idea that dialogue options in Deltarune are Kris’ thoughts, and a lot of the terrible things we can make Kris say or do are the result of intrusive thoughts (ex: weird route)
So what if Kris realized this and decided to tempt the player off the weird route with different, dumber intrusive thoughts (by intentionally trying to thing them up I guess?)
Perhaps they interrupt the chapter 4 weird route cutscene by having intrusive thoughts of singing Cotton Eye Joe
Perhaps they interrupt the “proceed” in some chapter 2 puzzles by jumping into the electricity
Having stupid ideas the player is too curious and impulsive to resist
Susie’s idea level intrusive thoughts
♥️ it’s pointless Kris, there’s nothing you can do to stop me from killing Berdly and traumatizing Noelle
“Alright, but what if instead we see if I can eat my sword”
♥️ …
♥️ Shit go for it
I can’t believe I predicted the meme
she’s so cool
This was funnier in my head
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
i cant believe there
are people who still havent
seen this video
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

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if Dick van Dyke transitions he should change his name to Pussy van Dyke
i don't remember making this post
Your account was taken over. By Pussy van Dyke
Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡
Also the CEO is nonbinary
it’s so funny to me that the project hail mary fandom has seemed to collectively agree that rocky ends some of his statements with “statement” like he does with questions. it isn’t in canon anywhere as far as i can remember, book or movie. it’s explained in the book that adding “question” to the ends of questions is an eridian grammar rule, like how we have question marks. since it didn’t say anything about “statement,” i’d assume it adding “statement” to the end of a sentence would be incorrect eridian grammar. so why does rocky do it? this is what i imagine happened:
(when grace is first making the translator)
grace: “so eridians add ‘question’ to the end of questions? like this, question?”
rocky: yes.
grace: “okay, so then just saying a regular sentence would be like, ‘my name is rocky, statement.’”
rocky: no. grace sound ridiculous. why would anyone say ‘statement’, question? is stupid.
grace: “because you- oh, never mind.”
(later, grace trips)
rocky: grace bad at walk, statement.
grace: “hey, you said you didn’t-”
(rocky chittering/laughing)
and then rocky continues to add “statement” every time he’s making fun of grace.
Why don’t I find many trans characters relatable?
dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

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i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims
I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit