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Hi I’m Opal. Welcome to my blog!
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
“Divorce of convenience” happens in Phineas and Ferb
Alternate universe Doofenshmirtz did it
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
Something I find weird about Deltarune is that the reward for FIGHTing enemies is not even remotely worth it
Like. Sparing enemies gives extra content. But Fighting enemies gives you a small stat buff that only lasts until the last chapter, after which point it’s just missing content
Which makes all attack buffs and attack spells kinda useless?
Am I missing something?

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Deltarune fans: “we wonder what the chapter 5 secret boss fight will be”
Tricky Tony: “Here’s a transgender plural anime catgirl who is also an idol and is voiced by Hatsune Miku. Date her”
Thanks @lostinthewrongfandom
Sometimes I will see a post on youtube about re:zero and get reminded via blunt force trauma that the majority of the re:zero fanbase is in fact not a collective of queers like myself who (correctly) see Re:Zero as a show with a trans female protagonist so deep in the closet that it just at first seems like it's a guy.
Some people genuinely think Natsuki "Dropped out of high-school because he went as a girl for literally no fucking reason and got outed on day 3 which sent him spiralling" Subaru is a totally normal heterosexual man and it baffles me
So! It seems like I underestimated how many people knew about all this!
I originally said this as a funny joke but it turns out! This is genuinely an unknown fact. So let me tell you, Natsuki Subaru is the single biggest egg in all of anime and it's not even close, nor is it subtle.
Other things that has been shown or revealed about Natsuki "Totally Cis" Subaru either mentioned off hand or directly stated by her- I mean, him:
- Natsuki Subaru invented a female persona of himself named Natsumi Schwartz, who is a self confident, flirty female version of himself.
- Said Female Persona is directly stated to be his Idealised Self, this happens in the main story and is not side content, he straight up says that it's everything he wants to be and when he embodies it he feels better about himself.
- On at least three separate occasions in the story, when confronted with a need to disguise himself as someone else, Natsuki Subaru's first instinct has been to immediately dress up as a woman and he will endlessly justify it to both the people around him and himself endlessly.
- Natsuki Subaru is canonically REALLY FUCKING GOOD at Make-up and it's called into note a few times
- After his voice outed him in his female highschool debut and after an incident where he needed help from Puck to make his voice sound like a girls so he could pretend to be a rich princess (FOR NO LEGITIMATE FUCKING REASON), he canonically spends like an entire year doing voice training until he can do a convincing feminine voice. Which he can.
- The reason why he knows how to sew so well in season 1 is because of his past experiences with sewing and wearing Women's Clothes.
- One of the times he disguises himself as Natsumi, Natsuki Subaru dressed up not only himself, but also two other men and forced them into dresses and make-up to disguise them as well, this is not played in a transmisogynistic way of "ew, boys in dresses" but in a way of "Natsuki Fucking Subaru, Why Are You So Fucking Good At This and also Why Are You Suggesting This So Hard"
- After said disguise was no longer necessary, every other guy immediately returned to their normal clothes. Subaru on the other hand, continued to wear it despite every single person in the fucking cast at the time continually questioning him, to which he responds that he'll get around to it eventually.
- HE DOESN'T GET AROUND TO IT, HE MAKES UP A NEW EXCUSE TO KEEP BEING NATSUMI INSTEAD
- he also becomes a massive flirt to men in a way that feels slightly too genuine when dressed up as a woman, which isn't really relevant but it's super funny to me. Not escaping the bisexual allegations.
In addition to all of this, Tappei, the author of Re:Zero, once stated that Reinhard has Subaru beat in every single skill except for one, that skill is: Being a woman.
That's my girl right there.
Scuse me WHAT I never noticed our girl being... well, our girl in any official way, now that's one good update
Also another interesting topic on transfems in rezero would be Felix of course, supposedly there was a sidestory openly mentioning our favourite catgirl using magic to prevent body masculinisation?
As far as I am aware there is actually far far far less evidence for Felix/Ferris being transfem in any capacity in comparison to Subaru which on one hand, is kind of really funny.
Felix doesn't perform femininely for any personal reasons and instead does so primarily in an agreement to take eyes away from Crusch's masculinity, however once that agreement is no longer valid he goes back to wearing primarily guys clothes.
Natsuki Subaru however, will take almost any excuse to dress up like a woman with 0 hesitation, the only hesitation he shows is when he has to get out of the damn dress. (There are official renders of Natsuki Subaru as Natsumi that occur both in the main story and side stories btw, here, for your reference)
Don't take my word as gospel however, there's still a few re:zero source materials floating about I haven't gotten around to reading, this is just what I've gathered so far
Wait, she went to school as a girl?
Like, I remember seeing signs she’s trans (outside of just dressing as a girl), but i guess in the manga it’s also mentioned she went to school as a girl?
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
Someone linked me this
beautiful poster, and I’m
just really impressed.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.
If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

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remember in the spamton sweepstakes where he sorta implied he was a prostitute a little
does anyone else see it.
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I love that Noelle canonically played the ‘Evil Route’ of Dragon Blazers even though it scared her and she felt bad about it. I love that Susie played the Evil Route by accident because she didn’t consider that it was an option not to kill everything. I love that Kris purposely sacrificed copyright-neutral Yoshis when playing video games with Asriel as a kid. I love that Ramb thinks Kris would find Tenna’s version of the Chapter 3 boards to be boring and would prefer the original version where you can use violence to get stronger. I love that Ramb’s assumption is implied to be correct. I love that Kris only flinches away from the screen in the Sword Route when they have to kill the sprites representing their friends. I love that you can control lil’ kris to hop out of the game and actually threaten real Kris and Susie with the sword, and that this freaks Kris the fuck out. I love that Asriel tried to pray for Kris over their Yoshi killing sins and that Father Alvin found it naive and ridiculous. To believe that your actions in a video game would say anything about your actual character. I love that Kris and Noelle and Susie and Catti and probably Berdly too would all play the Weird Route if they had access to Deltarune. I wish the fandom took all of this into more consideration when analyzing the meta-narrative that Deltarune is trying to tell instead of resorting to 2015 era ‘you’re horrible for playing the Weird Route’ rhetoric
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything
If you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note you have an Anti Homer Simpson running around which would change things quite a bit

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drunken confessions
If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!