@totally-cis-offical - Tumblr Blog

Hi I’m Opal. Welcome to my blog!

Come here to watch someone who definitely isn’t a trans girl do totally cis male things!

Teehee!

#is this how you make a pinned post?#transfem #trans pride #transgender #trans #pride month #trans girl #pinned post

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swan2swan

I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax

overpoweredoriginalposter

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

#meme #pokemon

cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

#ningen maid robot meruru #meruru impersonates a robot maid #cute #hot

cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

OHHHHH THIS GIRL IS WONDERFULLY CRAZY!!!

#ningen maid robot meruru #cute

yuripng

#kankaku kyoyu maid-san #yuri #cute #kiss

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postarie

#cute #yuri #gyaru to gyaru no yuri #gal and gal yuri

cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

OH THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD SERIES!!!! MAIN GIRL IS BAT SHIT CRAZY AND I LOVE IT

#yuri #ijemete ijirarete #bullying and being bullied

gumi-megpoidd

well naturally

gumi-megpoidd

it also lets you shapeshift apparently

#cute #ts zombie virus #Yuri #forcefem

kiwi-thefruit

asexual people should say “this is better than sex” anytime anything happens

no-one-offical

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totally-cis-offical

10x funnier when it’s something bad.

“Still better than sex”

toastyglow

do you swear to tell not the truth, not even a little bit of the truth, and everything but the truth

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sailermoon

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

#poetry

autistobrat

"why don't ghosts just prove they're real" because every time they try you people go "omg haunted" and then immediately put a camera in their face. leave Gary alone he's been dead for 300 years and you're still asking him to perform

totally-cis-offical

If that proved they were real then they would be forced to pay taxes

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

wonderingwhereileftreality

Babe it's decomposing

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

lilysaus-reblogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

mcsrcraftingbullshit

source

totally-cis-offical

I like to imagine you try to mine a block but the moment it the pickaxe contacts the block it explodes and kills you instantly

#pickaxe of fuck you #Minecraft #shitpost

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my-darling-boy

So I had this half lucid dream where I was swimming in a lake with my crush and his friends and we climbed up onto this very low dock that dipped just a little below the water. I thought “Oh I want to hold a water animal!” and what I WANTED was a dolphin, but my brain couldn’t quite conjure the image of a dolphin, nor could I recall the word “dolphin”.

So after much thought as to what a dolphin looked like, a giant banana with floppy banana peel dog ears, banana peel fins, and two beady black eyes hauled itself into my lap from the waters of the lake.

And I remember thinking “... Now wait... something is not quite right with this...”

I sat looking it over for a moment until I realised, “Oh I forgot a tail!” so when I looked down, the creature had a fish tail, and I was Quite Proud of how well I had recalled what a dolphin looked like from memory, and it deserved to be drawn:

the-haiku-bot

And I remember

thinking “… Now wait… something is

not quite right with this…”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tajrishgp

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

totally-cis-offical

And when things get better you can say “I’m un-killing a hostage”

totally-cis-offical

Yes you can do this even if you haven’t actually killed a hostage yet

Just un-kill someone else’s hostage

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