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Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

this is better than anything id hope for the context

"ohhh ad blockers aren't allowed on youtube! turn off your ad blocker nowwww wah wah wah" I'll do whatever I damn well please. you're nothing and no one

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

I'm still turning over in my mind how heavily complimented by strangers I got the other week, and some of the week earlier because of the undeniable association between strangers suddenly choosing me as a point of social contact and my chosing to express my appearance for myself and not for outside consumption. It didn't matter if I was in jorts or a tight mini skirt or a fetish doll look, they all were just kind of rejections of the idea of looking to fit an imaginary gaze, so that I could focus on enjoying existing as myself. I think it's not just that I looked confident as much as it was unconcerned, disinterested in being approached or desired or seen as interesting in way where anyone could say anything and comfortably know I wouldn't care, it became more or less impossible to accidentally say something dumb because I had torn down the normal social rules about presenting your best self. I made my barrier permiable and in doing so I made myself a safe person. I'm never dressing up to go out and trying to look sexy again, nothing but fuck off I'm here for me going forward.

I didn't look good by any measure and I wasn't being hit on, but it was a place where new friendships were possible and I think I can cultivate that further.

One of my Dr who pet peeves is when people talk about classic who like oh haha they had a shoestring budget and all the effects were tinfoil and bubblewrap, that's how doctor who is SUPPOSED to be, it doesn't need a budget! And it's like ok but classic who was made by professionals who worked very hard and often had good special effects ):<

would like to clarify that my issue here isn't really with people Insulting the way classic who looks (tho people do also do that) but with the more specific phenomenon of people trying to be nice about the show and in the process insinuating that people making it were something other than consummate professionals doing a good job.

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.