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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

Remember, when you're on the jury, a good "that cop's story didn't add up" will sway a lot more Chads and Karens than "fuck the police."

why are people still blaming peter dinklage for “taking away roles” from actors with dwarfism, as if casting directors were actually giving them big jobs in the first place?

this KILLS ME bc it’s not even like his career has been fantastic either since got, he’s still often relegated to a supporting role! it’s not like he’s leading man every single role now!! why are we mad at him for pointing out that the role of the dwarves in snow white is rooted in bigotry when he’s correct!!!

when people say "if he wanted to he would" they're specifically referring to hannibal cutting off his own hand rather than harming clarice

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

in the er with friend if the insomniacs here wanna pray

"girl help" you know what? no. girl hinder. girl hurt. girl... kill

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

Happy Pride Month