Me, talking to Paul of Tarsus whom I brought to the present: so, the Calvinist stance, called double predestination, follows that Christ only died particularly for the elect, who are unconditionally saved. The Arminian stance, however, argues that elect are only foreseen by God, but that Christ still died for all people who are saved conditional on their independent faith.
Paul: What do you mean it’s been two thousand years?? And he hasn’t come back yet?
Me: Yeah, anyways, see the thing is both sides use your writings as proof of their arguments, and I was just wondering what you actually meant, especially in Romans where you wrote-
Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?
Me: So you see, HE'S why we don't follow the literal words of Christ (as taught to us in the 4 Gospels) anymore OR follow the Laws of Moses.
Peter [the First Pope whom I brought to the present]: Is that fucking PAUL OF TARSUS?!?! I TOLD YOU LAST TIME IT WAS ON SIGHT, MOTHERFUCKING FALSE PROPHET!
I proceed to eat popcorn as this entire mess sorts itself out once and for all.
