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I'm sorry your writing strategy is WHAT?? I'm going to need a thorough explanation of this because I'm FASCINATED
[brian murphy voice] I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WEIRD!!!
okay i did. but also! if it aināt brokeā¦
hereās how this crumbles cookie-wise. sometimes (as is currently the case) i feel like i am trying to hold onto a whole novel in my brain at once. this does not feel particularly good because the novel doesnāt belong in my brain it belongs Out There. so i make a very detailed outline and then i start at chapter 1, and i write to 100 words (give or take a few). then i move on to chapter 2 and write to 100 words. then to chapter 3 and so on until i have at least 100 words in each chapter. then once iāve run through the whole book, i go back to the beginning and make sure each chapter is up to 200. then iām usually in the Meat of each scene so iāll get everything up to 500, then 1000, then 1500 and then usually i clock out of chapters around or just under the 2k mark.
this appeases the hyperactive part of my brain by making sure iām never bored, and helps the project manager in my brain so i can keep track of many moving parts in the novel and also ensures that scenes at the end speak to scenes at the beginning since iām (sort of) writing the whole book at once.
NOTE: sometimes i get lost in the sauce and write way past 100 or wherever im at, and thatās fine. it just means i probably skip that chapter during my next pass since itāll be past my goal wc for each chapter of the run.
that is all. try it, if you want. i honestly donāt know how to write books any other way
This is an utterly deranged writing strategy. Like, shine on you crazy diamond.
There is no right way to write a book, and by golly this method sure proves it.
If it works for you, then itās the right way of writing a book.
Night Watch is one of Sir Terryās most hopeless novels - and, by the same token, because of the same things, one of his most hopeful.
Itās a parody - and I use that word very loosely, because thereās really nothing funny about it - of Les Miserables. Itās about a failed revolution, and a barricade, and the people who fought and died there for nothing. Nothing changes. Politics with a capital P goes on, and even the most pure and noble of intentions only becomes food for the pit of snakes who pull the strings. The powerful remain powerful, the powerless, despite their solidarity, their desperation, their violence, their hope, remain powerless. Their little lives donāt count at all. Things continue exactly as they always have, minus a few faces in the crowd.
It is also, I think, where we see Sam Vimes at his lowest. Sure, Thud! does similar things in stripping him down, but that is under an outside influence, and he has his family to think of. He has something to fight for.
In Night Watch, though, all of that is taken away. Sam Vimes, eternal cynic, for once has Cassandraic knowledge that his cynicism is absolutely founded. He knows how this will end, and thereās no Corporal Carrot to make the world magically better around him, no Sybil and Young Sam to push through for, no city to protect. The absolute best that he can expect is to succeed, and lose that family, that future, forever. The absolute worst? He dies. Everyone he cares about here dies. And itās all in vain.
Sam Vimes is an alcoholic. Itās something that we tend to bring up when weāre talking about how amazing he is, how much heās overcome, but gloss over otherwise. Which is a little sad, because itās fundamental.
Sam Vimes faced this exact dragon, years ago. Sam Vimes saw there was no way to slay it. He saw the ants eating at the heart of every hope, every effort. He saw the first man he really knew as a good and kind and just - but never passive, never weak - man die, horribly, slain for no reason but petty grudge and Politics. He saw John Keelās garden wither and die in its bed. He saw the hope of a better, brighter Ankh-Morpork squelched, and the sacrifice of a good man wasted. He saw the world, in all of its rotting, miserable, pestilent despair, spoiling every good thing that dared show its face, its only ordering principle the slow decay of entropy.
Young Sam Vimes had no anchor. Young Sam Vimes had nothing left to turn to but the bottom of a bottle and the smelliest part of an Ankh-Morpork gutter.
Sam Vimes, as of the events of Night Watch, is back there. Not only physically temporally displaced. He has nothing. There is no reason for him to stand up, to take on the role of John Keel, to take responsibility for the barricade, to try to bring Carcer back to justice. To fight the doomed fight. There is nothing between him and finding a quiet seat at the Broken Drum, ordering himself a pint, and giving up. There is nothing between him and despair.
But he gets up anyway. He intervenes anyway. He tries to help anyway, even when he canāt believe it will make any difference. And it doesnāt, in the end.
Except that people lived who, save for the actions of John Keel, would have died. Except it quite literally meant the world to them.
And thatās where the hope is hiding, in this hopeless, bleak, despair of a book. There is no glory. There is no revolution. There is no good thing that cannot be corrupted. There is no point. Except.
The Disc turns on the āexceptā. Always has. Always will.
The hope across the whole arc of Discworld is that things can, if good people try very, very hard, go from extremely awful to only very awful, and thatās worth it.
Overall, the Discworld series is very hopeful about the grand scheme of things and the effect people, no matter how small, can have on it. But Night Watch is not about that. Night Watch is about what happens when āthingsā donāt get better. When the grand scheme of things isnāt impacted at all, either way, by the actions of individual people. Night Watch is about what happens when the hope runs out. When the āworth itā runs out. When all thatās left to do is save what little you can, because you can.
Thatās why there are no monuments to the Glorious Heroes of Treacle Mine Road. In the grand scheme of things, nothing they did mattered. But they are remembered, because they need to be remembered. Because sometimes what we do does not matter.
And when that happens, all that matters is what we do.
Night Watch is, in my own option, the best book that Terry Pratchett wrote. And they are ALL good, yes, even the ones that he wrote while learning to write. His worst books are still better than most.
If you are a writer, and you have not read Terry Pratchett, A) what are you doing, go fix that right now, and B) learn How To Do Exposition from the MASTER of it. You can pick up (almost) any Diskworld book, and know what you need to know for that book. Seriously.
My first Pratchett book was Soul Music, which is the of the 3rd book in the DEATH books, somewhere in the middle of the Diskworld books via timeline, and middle-to-early in published order.
It blew me away. I thought it was a standalone novel.
I will spend the rest of my life trying to pick apart what he does to make the exposition in his books so seamless, and how he knows exactly how much info one needs for the book.
If you have not read Pratchett, and you are not sure you want to do what a lot of his fans did and pick one at random, get hooked and then go hunting the rest, there are many Pratchett Book Guides. I usually start folks with either Guards, Guards, Wyrd Sisters, or Small Gods but others have other opinions.
The Official Diskworld Store has a great tool to figure out what will likely suit you best, or it has the publishing order:
Reading Order - Discworld Emporium
Platform Decay posting now that I've finally got to spend time in the tags
Murderbot has in fact freed other secunits before. Multiple times. Do not forget that. But also one time it offered and the combat unit was like I ACTIVELY WANT TO MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. So. It's cautious.
Three is doing something so developmentally important here. It's NOT just that Three knows it has a team to fall back on if it gets into trouble with the baddies, it's also that Three has figured out it can get in trouble with it's own side and that's ok. It's not thrilled to have pissed off ART but it did it anyways! It now knows it can be in trouble and not get tortured or disassembled over it! It did something it wasn't supposed to and then came home to the people who would be mad about it, even though it didn't have to! It could have run off to keep doing it's own thing but didn't.
I love that Murderbot's POV is so limited because it just only cares about it's own missions. If we hear in 2 books from now about how every SecUnit in the Torus deserted their post and have colonized a moon together or something somewhere Murderbot would just be like "huh". Like there would be an emotion check about it but it's not going to stop it's soap operas for more than 3 minutes about it.
I know the idea of the rogue unit that approached Murderbot recognizing Murderbot as the originator of the code is hilarious, but also, let us consider that if it doesn't recognize Murderbot as the originator of the code that unit is gonna get such a weird view of the world. Like sometimes you live your whole life in shackles and then somebody breaks them for you and you run around and the next SecUnit you run into is already free. You'd have to wonder, then, if freedom is far more normal than you'd realized. And you'd have to think- these free units are doing ok. Maybe I can also be ok. Also, the successful free unit is wearing a highly distinctive garment that must have a tactical purpose given than it is still on a mission. And is telling you to change your clothes. So like...maybe it is tactically useful to wear a very colorful poncho thing. Maybe it should tell the other free units to get those, to. It seems to have been aiding that successful free unit. And thus, free sec unit fashion culture is born.
Have we considered that Jollybaby might actually be trolling Murderbot on purpose? It's sophisticated enough to know that Murderbot is grouchy at it. Maybe it's sticking it giant metal ass in Murderbot's way deliberately.
idk if anyones posted this yet but hereās the reddit mega thread for fake ds9 title screens
some of my personal favorites
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Okay so like. Having made this snarky comment. And given our track record. Me and @some-lasombra-bullshit now HAVE to assign real-life animal courtship rituals to clans like this is a contractual obligation now. Obviously.
In order of how long it took us to come up with this bullshit:
Toreador: Toreadors are easy. They're bowerbirds. They make a fancy art project, do a fancy dance, then fuck in it.
Tzimisce: Elephant seals. It's not about 'impressing a mate' it's about OWNING this BEACH. This is MY BEACH and it is MY property and if you haul out on MY beach I OWN YOU TOO. Get OFF!!!! My FUCK BEACH!!!! INTERLOPER!!!!
Ventrue are one of those three-sexed songbird species that have two distinct sexes of male, where the big aggressive dominant sex that control territory and drive rivals away from a collection of females....are actually significantly less reproductively successful, because they get so caught up in fighting each other and expanding their territory that they are literally CONSTANTLY getting cucked. Because the quieter, dull-colored, friendly, prosocial male sex treats the femals better and has built a robust network behind the loud jackasses' backs. Every Ventrue thinks they're the cool twink bird and 99% of them are wrong.
Lasombra: The thing jumping spiders do where the male has to perform a flawless hundred-step dance and also provide dinner and if he's even slightly dissatisfactory in either of those tasks at any time she will full-on eat him. But like, she'll say grace first.
Brujah are stag beetles. They have performative clashes of strength like red deer, throwing each other around to impress the nearby female only to get so into it by the time they've bested every other interested party that they chuck her off the roof too.
Tremere are....okay so the Tremere are alpacas. They're goofy and harmless-looking but in their internal hierarchy you're normally only Lead Buck for a few days because the position involves so much time constantly fending off rivals that you literally don't have time to eat, so in order to improve their future chances at still HAVING the position by the time more females come into season the dominant bucks will deliberately aim for their rivals' testicles and CASTRATE THEM WITH THEIR TEETH to prevent them from become a future threat. Just in case.
Look me in the eye and tell me that's NOT how the Pyramid works.
Gangrel: Hares. (Went back and forth on this for the Lasombra, but I feel like the idea of a perfectly-matched equal would make the Lasombra break out in hives. How DARE you. I HAVE no equal.) Anyway the Gangrel are hares. If you pass initial inspection we start with an endurance footrace at high speed. IF you can keep up we then proceed to the bare-knuckle single combat portion of the sex. If you're STILL not dead then we can fuck.
Banu Haqim are eagles. It's cliche but since when do the BH care. Courtship is opened when you hunt something down and present it to the object of your affection. If the prey is deemed impressive enough, you will fly as high as you can go, lock talons, and plunge toward the earth. Let go too soon and you're a coward unworthy of my time. I decide when we pull out of this freefall. Embrace the ecstasy of imminent death.
Salubri: Pandas. There are so few of them left and we DESPERATELY want them to fuck but they're so bad at it. We cannot get them to make more pandas we are trying DESPERATELY to make more pandas but they simply will not. Stars. Can't do it. Not today.
Ravnos are maned wolves. Or albatrosses or something. They actually mate for life and defend a territory together but they only physically see each other once or twice a year. hello darling. love of my life. my perfect other half. I will remain loyal to you until one of us dies. go away.
Settites: Nobody knows but it's probably annoying and weird. They probably do the thing Adelie penguins do where they make a pile of Fuck Rocks and the person with the biggest pile wins, but with secrets. And crucially absolutely nobody else wants the rocks. They're over here going "I AM THE MOST FUCKABLE KINDRED ON THIS EARTH. BEHOLD MY PILE OF VALUABLE SECRETS" and everyone else is like "those are rocks. im not fucking you for the rocks" and they're like "FOOLS!!!!" and everyone is like "IT'S R O C K S"
Hecata: The Hecata are not allowed to fuck. They're like those octopuses that just chuck their penis arms at each other and leave.
Nosferatu: Listen y'all these guys fuck nasty. It's either salmon spawning season or a snake-fuck style breeding ball and we all know it.
Malkavians: Elaborate rituals that are not actually recognizable as mating behavior by anyone else. They're like mice that 'howl' at ultrasonic frequencies to attract mates but nobody else can tell they're doing anything, combined with some shit like goddamn fungus. Sexting over the mycelial network.
This has been your nightly infusion of nonsense thank you everyone. Try not to think about the nosferatu mating ball every time you close your eyes for the rest of your life.
I have been yeeted about 25 years to the past with this post. And itās ALL TRUE.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
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ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
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DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onā¦
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TĀ ā S Ā B A C KĀ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesā¦
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goā¦
nothingās happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donāt be awful, please donāt be awful, please donāt b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iāll prove it
Yāall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Shouldā¦ā¦ should Iā¦ā¦.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canāt be that bad, I mean whatās the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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World Heritage Post
Iāve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.Ā
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
Iām so glad itās back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA
I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!
Precisely *how* old is this post??
Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014
[I found itā¦The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]
How does this eve-- whatever
Perihelion: I like being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around. Being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around makes me good at my function: protecting my crew and helping them complete missions. I care deeply about my crew, who trusts me to fulfill my function with the immense power I have. Because they trust me, I can banter with my crew in ways that would terrify outsiders. Terrifying outsiders amuses me and I will take every opportunity to do so. If they can't handle it, then they can't handle the mission. I don't care what their past experiences are. Trauma? Skill issue. Get over it.
other PSUMNT machine intelligences: We are also huge and smart and good at our jobs. Stop being weird.
Perihelion: >:(
Random rogue SecUnit: I'm often the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around and this causes me enormous amounts of stress. You scare the shit out of me but that's nothing new, so honestly fuck you. Here's a compilation of what the extensive amounts of brain torture I've endured feels like. Chew on that, asshole. Actually speaking of which, I'm going to literally nickname you "Asshole." Oh btw, despite being an anxious, traumatized mess, I'm extremely good at and dedicated to my function: protecting my clients. The very idea that I might snap and hurt the people I've come to care about is so distressing that I'm risking my life and using my newly acquired freedom to find out whether I can be trusted or not. I'll let you do painful experimental surgery on me to help me even though you're the most dangerous thing I've ever met, because while you were using my brain to watch hundreds of hours of TV with me I realized you're really a big softy. Like me. But don't you dare try to talk to me about my feelings.
Perihelion: ...
Perihelion: Please take my phone number.
The opposite of āthe elephant in the roomā is āthe centipede in the roomā: something thatās not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

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I am a little late to this, but here is a great wrap-up of good news from 2025, plus a breakdown explaining why major news outlets are biased towards the bad.
My favorites:
73% of people globally feel safe walking alone at night, the highest ever recorded
UN high seas treaty ratified, allowing for nations to extend major protections to marine environments
Extreme poverty falling
China, once one of the major emitters, is investing heavily in green and renewable energy
India's tiger populations has doubled in the last decade
Amazon deforestation in Brazil is at its lowest level in 11 years
No orphan-crushing machines here
How to hack any hospital computer
-Use the password taped to the monitor
How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)
-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor
As a computer guy: This is what happens when you have too much security. It reaches a tipping point and then suddenly you have none. Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security.Ā Ā
This is true of so many things in healthcare.Ā Example: our software is designed to automatically alert the doctor if a patientās vital signs are critically out of range.Ā If someone has a blood pressure of 200/130, the doc gets a pop-up box that they have to acknowledge before doing anything else.Ā It makes sense, in our setting.
But then some mega-genius upstairs realized something: the system was only alerting for critical vital signs, but not for all vital signs that could possibly be bad.Ā Like, yeah, 200/130 is potentially life-threatening, but 130/90 is above ideal and can have negative effects on health.Ā Should the doctors be allowed to just ignore something that could negatively affect a patientās health?Ā Heavens no!
So now the system generates a pop-up for any vital signs that are even slightly abnormal.Ā A pressure of 120/80 (once considered textbook normal, now considered slightly high) will create the pop-up.Ā We have increased our vigilance!
Well, no, what weāve actually done is train doctors to click through a constant bombardment of pop-ups without looking.Ā Weāve destroyed their vigilance and made it much easier for them to accidentally skim past life-threatening vital signs.
But you canāt tell that to management, because youād have to confess that you are a flawed human with limited attention resources.Ā Theyād tell youĀ āwell, all the other doctors take every abnormal vital sign seriously, it sounds like youāre being negligent.āĀ And if youāre smart, you back down before you start telling the big boss all about your habit of ignoring critical safety alerts.
The end result is exactly the same as if we had no alerts at all, except with more annoying clicking.
The other issue is that most computer security is designed by people who will never work the jobs if those using their security systems.
No nurse has the mental bandwidth to remember 15 different passwords to 15 different computers. They have to remember which patients need what, whoās getting what medication when, whoās allergic to penicillin, and a million other things. Of course the passwords are going to be written on a piece of paper by the computers, they need to move fast.
My college apartment building made their fire alarms super sensitive, with the idea being that it would stop people from smoking in the units. What it actually did was set the damn things off all the time while people were cooking. So most people in the building just put cling film over their smoke alarms to stop them from reacting to regular cooking and would just take it off for an inspection.
The fire alarm story makes a really good point because, this isnāt just a problem with computer security, itās a much bigger problem of, corporate workers thinking they know better than the people who actually do the job.
I deal with this a lot, as a truck driver. Trucks are being built with a lot of new, fancy safety features that sound really nice to the corporate people who buy the trucks and the insurance companies that offer discounts for having them on the truck. The problem? All of those devices are designed, and tested, under perfectly ideal conditions and those are the only conditions they work under.
My favorite example is the system my current truck has that automatically steers the truck, if it thinks Iām too close to a line. Within the first month of having that, I nearly killed someone riding a bike because, when I merged, to go around them, the truck saw the line and tried to steer back into the lane.
The reality of these new systems is that trucks now have a lot of alarms that frequently set off when thereās not actually anything wrong. Most drivers are now constantly monitoring the ones that can be turned off, which is taking their attention away from the road. The ones that canāt be turned off, are so loud, and annoying, that weāre now seeing a major increase in drivers having anger issues (thatās not something you want a truck driver to have BTW). Meanwhile, a lot of people, in some office, are patting themselves on the back for the system they designed that works great, on a closed road, in California, in perfect weather
Iām an Uber driver, and I got dinged on a driver safety alert for braking too quickly one time.
The reason I slammed my brakes?
A piss-drunk guy ran out in front of me on a one way street downtown lmfao
I was like sure Uber Iāll just hit him next time you can handle my legal fees I guess ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
I love that even city council is like "we're not fucking narcs, we have no idea who that guy beating the shit out of him is." Extremely hobbified behavior.
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
More of this please, everywhere.
After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.
Even the local police are being cool about this.
"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"
bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.
Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.
can I reblog this a million times
They will need to take my Oxford comma, Em-dash, and proper grammar from my cold and dead hands.

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The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.
HOLY SHIT
"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to surviveāthe same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve itāa standard that laws almost never survive.
"Because the decision rests entirely on the Montana Constitution, it is insulated from the U.S. Supreme Court. Under the principle of adequate and independent state grounds, the federal Supreme Court cannot review a state court's interpretation of its own constitution, so long as that constitution provides more protection than the federal one. [...] What this means in practice is that Montana's transgender residents now have a constitutional shield completely independent of the Supreme Court of the United Stateās decisions."
(emphases mine)
Iāve been thinking lately about the relationship between characters in near-modern-day story settings and genre expectations. Even Murderbot
This month I wrote about the genre savvy protagonist. When I think they work, when I think they don't, and the mostly Japanese mini-trope I've gotten into lately.
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