manuscripts dont burn

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

by the time rocky and grace arrive on erid they’ve spent 4 years constructing the worlds most unintuitive english-eridian creole language and no one can understand a word of what rocky is saying

Friend was getting frustrated at hand sewing because the polyester thread was twisting a lot, so I gave him some cotton thread and he went wow this is so much better. now I'm wondering if perhaps a lot of the people who hate hand sewing have never tried it with a well behaved thread. If you've only ever hand sewn with polyester thread try cotton or silk, or linen with some beeswax! (And read this blog post with more advice.)

Holly  please  don’t  say  things  like  this 

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

I had to read this with my human eyes so now all of you have to too

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

missing something by not having Riku in the shot as well

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]