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all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
You can. In the United States at least, you absolutely can tell hospital staff who you want to be able to visit you and who you do not.
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An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
“You need to use the Oxford comma.”
“Best I can do is switching from passive voice to active.”
"im 83 in the hold list at the library" would u like a pdf or an audiobook link?
Unfortunately I prefer my fiction in physical book form. If I'm on my phone, I'm not reading and I can't stand fiction audiobooks. I'm truly built to suffer.
Also I double checked after that post and I'm 65 now :3
Hard recommend checking for a large print version!!! They are (a) made of real trees and smell good and feel nice and all that and (b) often have no or minimal waiting!
I was about 85th in line for Dungeon Crawler Carl at my library. I looked up the large print and was second on that list. Got it in three days. And it’s remarkably luxurious to read the big font!! So relaxing!
Can’t believe I misremembered which brother discovered that John was possessed. smdh I’m a fake spn fan
I honestly lose my mind at how well written the Sam n dean relationship is in the early seasons. Like all the fighting and arguing and scrapping and they kind of hate each other but ultimately like…that’s his brother. Anything for his brother. It makes me cry.
it's okay I also think sam did everything on the show sometimes...
at the end of the day it's really all about john freaking out about the demon while dean is bleeding out in the backseat and saying "killing the demon comes before everything" and sam looking back at dean saying NOT EVERYTHING
big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......
big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all
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SNAKE OWNERS, I NEED A GUTCHECK: CAN SNAKES HAVE WATER FEATURES IN THEIR ENCLOSURES?
CAN SPAGHETTI HAVE A TINY WATERFALL OR NO?
My little garter snake from my childhood had a little pond he seemed to love. I am not a herpetologist in any manner, but I can tell you he swam around that little bowl a lot.
Wings in the Snow
This idea came from this tweet.
☺️ The wing prints left by a hunting owl looked so incredibly beautiful that they immediately gave me Destiel vibes🤩
Sadly, burnout meant I didn't get around to drawing it until summer, lol. But I think I needed that time, because I finally managed to bring it to life exactly the way I imagined🥰
We all know Aiden's Wolf is both a polyglot and really prone to cursing (Aiden would probably phrase it as 'Lam has a very talented tongue' and winking as suggestively as possible while he says it!)
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I was inspired a little while back by this post about playing bingo with Witcher ships - there are a bunch of fun tropes common to LambertxAiden on one of the cards! I dunno if I'll make 'bingo' yet, but the idea for this popped into my mind when I looked at the card and I had to draw it! (I apologize if any of the cursing doesn't make sense - I do not speak nearly as many languages and Lambert theoretically does and thus used a really quick and not-at-all-thorough google search to some up with placeholder text).)
Lambert: I can practically feel your eyes on me.
Aiden: I am looking respectfully.
Lambert: You are absolutely not.
Aiden: I am not.
I also very much need Aiden who is beyond morally gray. Aiden who absolutely does kill for money, who doesn't care about people's safety and breaks off contracts whenever he feels like it. Aiden who steals and murders and bullies. Aiden who is pretty much an asshole to everyone but Lambert simply because he's interested in the Wolf.
Lambert and Aiden who argue all the time. Aiden who corrupts Lambert's morals. Lambert who "fixes" Aiden's.
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tw character death and all that
Been plagued by the idea of Lambert finding the place where they buried Aiden. And then he digs him out, gently, with his bare hands. Mud and dirt coating his hands, digging under his fingernails as he uncovers the shallow grave. It's been years. There's nothing left but his bones, stained and dirty. Not at all how Lambert remembers Aiden. He kneels there, in the cold mud, fingers ghosting over Aiden with reverence. "Promised, I'd find you, didn't I?" Lambert whispers, knowing that he won't be heard. He gently lifts Aiden's skull out of his grave, cradles it in his arms like he did so many years ago, fingers brushing over cheekbones, a soft kiss against his temple. "Let's get you cleaned up, love," he says and takes every part of Aiden with him.
Yo, wait for me. I wanna talk with OP too.
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?
Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX
My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!
Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.
My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.
Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.
My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.
Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.
TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.
Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five
Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR
Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:
“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”
“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”
“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”
“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.
“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.
not to derail, but holy shit that praxis
I’ve had clerks just give out a whole ass SSN when I asked.
An inspection in 2014 found the password for the Louvre’s surveillance camera system was “louvre.”
*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night
Thinking of gender ratios in various fields and how professions get devalued the second they become "women" jobs + men then stop applying. Because that's horrible but at this rate what's gonna be left for men in their opinion. Independent crypto investor? Looksmaxxer on tiktok?
I think men (and society at large bc it's systemic +a lot of women have internalized misogyny) need to take the L and accept that even jobs like construction worker might get a 50/50 gender ratio one day because fleeing to being nothing or a freelancer or a worker in whatever business field will show its limits very very quickly. No more hypercapitalist job or individualism you're gonna get miserable. You can cut hair. You can be a secretary. You used to love that. You can again. Will it kill you to have female coworkers no will it kill you to have zero income that's more likely
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Southern greater kudu Tragelaphus strepsiceros strepsiceros
Observed by axarus, CC BY-NC
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i am kissing you on the mouth right now
you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events
