i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
Unfortunately, it’s never been done so we’ll never find out
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i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
Unfortunately, it’s never been done so we’ll never find out

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I had the privilege to take some higher level math classes a long time ago when I was in college. And I remember thinking that, at some high level, math seems like philosophy where people are pondering questions just in an effort to understand the world around them, not to to build a bridge or give the change back after selling a candy bar. And then someone told me that the PhD is an acknowledgment that when you go above applied anything, math chemistry physics english spanish art women's studies, you have entered the realm of philosophy. You are pondering, and sometimes answering, existential questions. And it sort of blew my mind.
And this is why universities are still relevant after 900 years or whatever. We know a lot more about the world around us but there are still mysteries of our existence to ponder.
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the tag game on this post is so strong
#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact
I ended up marrying the mutual who put this funny tag on my post . true story.

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Writer confidence is not a thing you build and then have. It's a thing you have for about eleven minutes after writing something good and then it evaporates and you have to make more. There is no reservoir. There is no saving it up. You produce it fresh each time from scratch like some kind of emotional artisan bread and if you don't write for a few days you run out and have to start the whole process over again from flour.
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I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.
So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.
my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"
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I'm too much of a sucker for the tragedy of Wicked's ending to take any of this seriously, but the funniest possible fix-it concept is that Glinda just. Does not know. How the fuck. To send this 12yo back to Kansas. Like why the hell would she know how to do that?? Who thought it was a good idea to leave her in charge of this???
And from Dorothy's POV, this is such a funny concept: imagine for a minute that you (a child) wake up in a Fairy-Land, become best friends with a (possibly mentally unstable?) talking scarecrow, and are told by the god-kind that you must go murder his political rival before he'll send go home. Fine. This might as well happen.
And when you return from said murder - which is somehow successful - it turns out the god-king is a fraud and cannot help you. Whoops. Well, how about the OTHER seemingly most powerful person in the country? Ah, no....it turn out she had pretty limited powers in the magic department. And they're mostly bubble-related.
So she takes you (by bubble) to a tiny seaside town on the edge of the map to seek the help of her most powerful friends….the woman you just murdered and your scarecrow best friend who was an accomplice to that murder. And apparently, they’ve all three been dating since undergrad.
I mean, what do you even do with that.
Worse, they can't figure out how to transport you between realms either, and now you're stuck being raised Two and a Half Men style by your murder victim (she got better), your scarecrow BFF (aka your murder victim's situationship), and their girlfriend....the new Pope.
The sitcom practically writes itself.
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The best part of all of this is that, canonically, you can get back to Kansas from Oz on foot. You don’t even need Magic, just a halfway decent sense of direction!
(Of course, all of this is assuming that we never run into Communist Girl-boss TGirl Queen Ozma, who canonically takes on Dorothy as Head Consort once the Wizard is deposed, and returns Oz to a matriarchal monarchy)
But seriously The Twister that grabbed Dorothy wasn’t Magic, and neither was Oz’s Balloon:
The Land of Oz is in North America!
These Disaster Bisexuals are just shit with directions
This raises so many more questions than it answers.
Mostly
What?
and
HUH???
Well, you see:
Oz was traditionally a Monarchy. The royal throne was overthrown by Evil Witches, however, who kidnapped the Princess Ozma and left Oz leaderless. The evil witch Mombi, one of the witches responsible for the royal kidnapping, transforms the infant princess Ozma into a Boy, whom she names Tippetarius, and raises him as her son. The boy Tip does not know his true nature; and all the old loyal royalists are looking for a princess, not a prince, so the throne sits empty for over a decade.
Enter Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs, better known as The Wizard. He accidentally blows into town on his balloon, which coincidentally has OZ (his initials) emblazoned on it. The people of Oz, however, take it as a sign from the heavens. In classic American style, Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs seizes the opportunity, and the power vacuum, and sets himself up as ruler of Oz. The Wizard is not possessing of any real magic, however, simply a very advanced understanding of stagecraft, and a high Charisma modifier…
…and who is likely based on Washington Harrison Donaldson, a real life Circus Performer and Balloonist, under the employ of PT Barnum, who ascended one day in a hot air balloon, was carried off by a thunderstorm, and never heard from again.
Hilarious. Anyway.
So, enter Dorothy, another fairly non-magical person being whisked away into the sky by forces beyond her control. At some point, she’s supposed to hook up with Tippetarius, and help him along in his own quest. They will become Very Close.
Actually. That links us back into OPs fixit idea nicely. See, Glinda is the one who figures out the magic spell that lets Tippetarius turn back into the royal Princess of Oz. Glinda helps him turn into a Girl, and helps get the newly cracked Ozma back into her rightful throne.
After which, Ozma moves Dorothy into a room in the palace right next to hers; they are each other’s confidantes and advisors, and Dorothy is the only one who may enter Ozma’s room whenever she wants.
I think it bears mention that L Frank Baum was raised by a Woman’s Suffragette, and was an ally to the cause of Women’s Liberation all his life. He and his wife were both Political along that axis, and the Baum’s would at one point host a traveling Susan B Anthony. It is hardly a stretch of the imagination to postulate that Baum may have known a few Queer Women irl.
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done
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The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!
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