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"listen, there’s a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they’ll kill you and eat you if they catch you. it’s like a disease. It’s like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. that’s why you’ve got to come and get us out of here now… right now!”
-return of the living dead (1985) dir. dan o'bannon
parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.
This is also part of why I'm so loud about homeschool reform, specifically in the USA.
In the US, there is no meaningful legal definition for educational/academic neglect in any of the 50 states or federally. What this means is that a child can be "homeschooled" and exclusively be taught how to cook and clean, reach the age of 18 being unable to read, write, or count, and this alone is not considered neglect. That 18yo, should they even have the knowledge that suing exists, has no legal grounds to sue their parents for denying them an education.
In over 40 US states, a convicted child abuser can homeschool their children. So someone who has done time for child abuse and somehow regains access to their child(ren) can decide upon returning home that they want to "homeschool" their kids. Those children are now locked in a home with their abuser where nobody can see them.
There are no welfare checks.
There are no routine assessments.
There aren't even databases — state or federal — keeping track of how many homeschooled kids there actually are.
Meaning a child can be locked in their home for their entire life with their convicted abuser, learn absolutely nothing, never go to the doctor, and so long as that child is fed, clothed, and the abuse isn't physical or sexual, that child has almost no chance of rescue and no legal ground to seek restitution if/when they escape.
The only way homeschooled children get rescued is if they're beaten, starved, or physically neglected and they're able to get the right person to see that. Otherwise? They have to wait until someone finds out they were murdered as a result of their parents "homeschooling".
And feral homeschool parents love to jump down my throat about this, and then get even more pissed when I tell them I'm a homeschool alumni.
Because I know it's not all homeschoolers. But even one is too many, and the lack of protections should scare everyone. If you're a good homeschool parent, nothing will change. If not, you deserve whatever comes your way as a result of adequate oversight.
Children deserve rights.
It's not all homeschoolers... but it's certainly most of the homeschoolers who don't want protections and regulation. The ones who are homeschooling for the right reasons benefit from guidelines and benchmarks being in place.
And they WANT those guidelines and checks. They want to be sure their kids are hitting appropriate goals. They seek out social opportunities so their kids can make friends and learn social skills and just have people in their lives who aren't living in the same house. A lot of times they've chosen homeschooling because the local school system has proven unable or unwilling to handle disabilities, and their focus is on what's best for their children.
The people who isolate their children for abuse and indoctrination also claim they want what's best for their children, but their idea of what's best is "preventing them from gaining independence or forming their own ideas." And we need to acknowledge as a society that just because a parent thinks something is good for their children doesn't mean it is.
Species of Monsters in my Dreamscape
From around age 8 to 25 I had frequent recurrent dreams set in a semi-stable world. I say 'recurrent' but it would be more accurate to say 'serialized'. There were stable locations, stable characters, and events were remembered by both myself and the populace.
Unfortunately, some of these recurrent things included monsters. I can remember five pretty clearly to this day, and while its probably a mistake to give form to nightmare demons, I've got some pics worked up to demonstrate.
The Forever-Hunter
A vaguely humanoid creature about 12 feet tall and at least as wide. I remember it being pale white-gray, with clawed hands and feet, long ape-like arms, and no head, just a massive set of interlocking fangs that stretched from shoulder-to shoulder. It wound up basically looking like a D&D gray render, but it was chasing me long before 3rd ed got published.
The forever-hunter, as the name I've given it implies, would lock onto a target and then behaved as a supernatural persistence hunter. It would trudge in the direction of whoever it was hunting at about human walking speed, and it would always know where you were regardless of distance. If something was in its way, it would smash through it without slowing. This included people.
It was not difficult to escape the Forever-Hunter because of its speed, the problem was all the people it was killing while trudging towards you. Fortunately, its lock seemed to break when I'd wake up, so most dreams I was fine.
Red Threadworms
My grandfather's house existed in the dreamscape, and everything around it was innately hostile. The minor threat were Red Threadworms, which lived in water. They were about half an inch long and looked like very fine red thread, thus the name.
If you touched a threadworm, it would bite in and start boring into your skin. This was immensely painful, and did not wake me up. Most forms of injury or death would wake me from a dream, but for some reason, the red threadworms could cause me real pain.
The People that Aren't People
Between Dream-Tulsa and Dream McAlister there was a small town that had an amazing flea market and a lot of interesting shops and restaurants. Everyone there was friendly and helpful to a fault.
During the day.
When the sun went down, every person in the town would undergo a complete psychological shift, becoming a sadistic, murderous, uncanny parody of a human being that would immediately start hunting any strangers in town. Each one had their own flavor of sadistic cruelty, and they weren't mindless or zombie-like. One of their few weaknesses was that their cruelty was also directed at each other and they'd often turn on another not-person when an opening presented itself.
They also could not leave their town's city limits, which I used to escape more than once.
Mockers
Mockers were another looks-human type of monster, but they were psychologically rather than physically sadistic, and would demean and humiliate anyone they encountered in an effort to draw them into a fight.
Fighting a mocker was basically impossible, because you'd get that too-heavy time-slowed dream effect if you tried. Which would give them more opportunity to bully you for your efforts. Every so often you'd hit hard enough to cause harm by going for the face, but then the whole head would just tear free and fall off (they were yellow and black inside, like bundles of woven insulated wire) and roll a short distance away.
The Mocker's body would then grow a new head, while the one on the ground continued its abuse.
The Bear-Demon
The pond out back of my grandfather's place, in my dreamscape, was surrounded by a deep trench, mostly to keep this creature contained. It was a massive bear with black fur and claws made of rusted iron. Thick bared wire wrapped around its body and limbs, also rusted. and its head was just this massive antique diving helmet. Occasionally, if it was enraged, you could see teeth gnashing and smashing against the glass trying to get out.
If you came anywhere near the pond, the bear-thing would rise up out of the water and begin pursuit. This usually wound up landing you in the trench, where the bear could chase you until you ran out of steam.
It was a counterpoint to the whale gods, who were a benevolent force represented by iridescent blue whales with rainbow-colored feathered wings for flippers.
For the last one: could you, by any chance, have caught the movie Robot Monster on TV?
Well, this is my main blog if that gives you an idea.
Robot Monster showed up all the time as a movie-in-movie, and featured heavily in the music video to the Cars' You Might think, so that is almost certainly the primary inspiration, probably mixed with the ghostly diver from Scooby Doo, who I remember being one of the ones that creeped me out.
Whoops! Totally spaced on the blog name.
Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

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Species of Monsters in my Dreamscape
From around age 8 to 25 I had frequent recurrent dreams set in a semi-stable world. I say 'recurrent' but it would be more accurate to say 'serialized'. There were stable locations, stable characters, and events were remembered by both myself and the populace.
Unfortunately, some of these recurrent things included monsters. I can remember five pretty clearly to this day, and while its probably a mistake to give form to nightmare demons, I've got some pics worked up to demonstrate.
The Forever-Hunter
A vaguely humanoid creature about 12 feet tall and at least as wide. I remember it being pale white-gray, with clawed hands and feet, long ape-like arms, and no head, just a massive set of interlocking fangs that stretched from shoulder-to shoulder. It wound up basically looking like a D&D gray render, but it was chasing me long before 3rd ed got published.
The forever-hunter, as the name I've given it implies, would lock onto a target and then behaved as a supernatural persistence hunter. It would trudge in the direction of whoever it was hunting at about human walking speed, and it would always know where you were regardless of distance. If something was in its way, it would smash through it without slowing. This included people.
It was not difficult to escape the Forever-Hunter because of its speed, the problem was all the people it was killing while trudging towards you. Fortunately, its lock seemed to break when I'd wake up, so most dreams I was fine.
Red Threadworms
My grandfather's house existed in the dreamscape, and everything around it was innately hostile. The minor threat were Red Threadworms, which lived in water. They were about half an inch long and looked like very fine red thread, thus the name.
If you touched a threadworm, it would bite in and start boring into your skin. This was immensely painful, and did not wake me up. Most forms of injury or death would wake me from a dream, but for some reason, the red threadworms could cause me real pain.
The People that Aren't People
Between Dream-Tulsa and Dream McAlister there was a small town that had an amazing flea market and a lot of interesting shops and restaurants. Everyone there was friendly and helpful to a fault.
During the day.
When the sun went down, every person in the town would undergo a complete psychological shift, becoming a sadistic, murderous, uncanny parody of a human being that would immediately start hunting any strangers in town. Each one had their own flavor of sadistic cruelty, and they weren't mindless or zombie-like. One of their few weaknesses was that their cruelty was also directed at each other and they'd often turn on another not-person when an opening presented itself.
They also could not leave their town's city limits, which I used to escape more than once.
Mockers
Mockers were another looks-human type of monster, but they were psychologically rather than physically sadistic, and would demean and humiliate anyone they encountered in an effort to draw them into a fight.
Fighting a mocker was basically impossible, because you'd get that too-heavy time-slowed dream effect if you tried. Which would give them more opportunity to bully you for your efforts. Every so often you'd hit hard enough to cause harm by going for the face, but then the whole head would just tear free and fall off (they were yellow and black inside, like bundles of woven insulated wire) and roll a short distance away.
The Mocker's body would then grow a new head, while the one on the ground continued its abuse.
The Bear-Demon
The pond out back of my grandfather's place, in my dreamscape, was surrounded by a deep trench, mostly to keep this creature contained. It was a massive bear with black fur and claws made of rusted iron. Thick bared wire wrapped around its body and limbs, also rusted. and its head was just this massive antique diving helmet. Occasionally, if it was enraged, you could see teeth gnashing and smashing against the glass trying to get out.
If you came anywhere near the pond, the bear-thing would rise up out of the water and begin pursuit. This usually wound up landing you in the trench, where the bear could chase you until you ran out of steam.
It was a counterpoint to the whale gods, who were a benevolent force represented by iridescent blue whales with rainbow-colored feathered wings for flippers.
For the last one: could you, by any chance, have caught the movie Robot Monster on TV?
sitting in Whitby Abbey rn and having now walked the route of Mina's midnight run to rescue Lucy, I have to say that Johnathan Harker married a fucking athlete. It is a long way and it is steep and cobblestoned through a maze of streets where she was avoiding any people who were out in the night. what a legend
reading the collected letters of shirley jackson and this is from a letter to her agent while she was working on the haunting of hill house
handing out flyers to transmascs about estradiol cream (can be used to keep your pussy wet and healthy but without triggering periods or having any feminizing effects) and transfemmes about Cialis (works even post-orchi)
and then telling both to start prep too
new blog same sexual health advocate. since making this post i’ve switched from cialis to topical testosterone cream though.
you can take both. i do both now. testosterone cream once a week, Cialis as needed. might start taking the cialis on a regular schedule too.
Would like to add on about the estrogen for transmascs; if you get dysphoric of the feeling of your vagina getting wet, there isultra-low doses of estrogen suppositories. I take a 10 microgram suppository of estrogen twice a week. It’s enough to make it easier for me to pee, but not enough to cause me to get wet. ✌️
I know a lot of guys skip looking into estrogen suppositories bc they don’t do vaginal penetration, but even if you are a top or only do anal penetration it’s still important to consider it as an option if you’re experiencing issues. Pelvic floor dysfunction caused by vaginal atrophy can make it hard to relax the muscles in the pelvis, making it hard to pee and make it hard to relax the anus. If you find yourself having trouble peeing or trouble relaxing for anal, talk to your doctor about your options for treatments. Once I started 10 micrograms biweekly I had a lot easier time prepping for anal.
I also originally didn't like doing the estrogen cream because, at the dose I was taking, it made me feel like I was on my period all the time (it didn't trigger a period, just made me feel crampy and sick), but then I used a non-hormonal alternative vaginal moisturizer for awhile which worked really well, but I just so happened to be using a small amount of the estrogen for dryness stone my urethra and that small dose also worked for my vaginal atrophy as well with none of the side effects.
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Adding along for transfemme folks that in addition to an ED medication to encourage continued use and bloodflow, that topical t-gel is not masculinizing, and helps protect the tissue and reduce atrophy, and help keeps the tissue healthy both pre and post-op. It's the same tissue being repurposed post-op, so it's still at risk of atrophy, so the same stuff can help reduce tissue atrophy. That's right, t-gel is helpful even if you plan on getting a neovagina, because "If you're asking a doctor to fold an origami cat, it's best to bring them the highest quality paper." Healthier tissue is easier to work with and more likely to result in a successful surgery. Similarly, as much as a lot of people find it gender affirming, please think carefully about deliberate long-term use of cock-cages -- those kinds that result in substantial shrinkage. If you're looking to get a neovagina, you'll want to avoid prolonged cock cage use for the same reasons-- less tissue, thinner tissue, atrophied tissue, unhealthy tissue, will have poorer outcomes for surgery. Cock cages and the associated shrinking are GREAT for transfemme folks who want to KEEP their bits/don't want surgery, but want to minimize them, keep them small, and to reduce the dysphoria of a larger, more prominent penis. But they can be a setup for FAILURE if one is trying to get a neovagina constructed. Please be safe, and good luck and much love. World may be spooky, but we're all in this shit together. Rooting for you.
very strange to be a fan of a "classic" thing bc like. its overrated. its underrated. everyone knows OF it but its a toss up if theyve actually ever engaged with it. you want to talk to everyone about how good it is but its so culturally ingrained that everyone waves off your glowing review as "well duh, its [classic thing]". its dismissed and overlooked BECAUSE it is so good. you cant find anyone to talk to about it except for deranged ppl on tumblr bc the masses havent actively thought about it in 30 years. its been referenced in every form of media since it released. no one gives it a second thought. youre going crazy.
people go back to it and say "oh well it's not that big a deal, like it's good but I've seen lots of stuff like it before" and it's because it invented "stuff like it" and everyone else has been copying it ever since

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What do people even actually do when they're dirnk? Like. It's not like I can draw. My hand dont want to be hands, ya know? There's only so much fun to be jad yapping with my friend ober text.o⁰
Whyre you reaidng down here for? The post is up there eb dumbas
“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”
Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.
The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.
She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.
While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.
shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.
big appreciation for the maintenance people
Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.
there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well
and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it
source another source
the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother
yeah, these are the people who are already assholes to customer service and family members and anyone they think they can get away with being assholes to
I do think that's a key aspect because most assholes will moderate their behavior if there might be consequences, and being online does take away the possibility of getting punched in the face so they may be more overt than they would be in person.
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’
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"These somewhat similar statues/buildings across the world PROVE they were all made by one group!" (usually ancient aliens or a unknown ancient empire) theories are always pretty unconvincing, but the greatest is this meme of identical Olmec heads in Mexico and Ethiopia, which doesn't even bother to crop out the plaque saying "from the people of Mexico to the people of Ethiopia, 2010". Like why bother
Olmec heads are a favorite of this type of theory since there's a lot of replicas around the world. Every Olmec head on display outside of Mexico, barring some tours now and then, is a replica made by the Mexican government. The one donated to Ethiopia is in Mexico Square in Addis Ababa, which commemorates Mexico's support of Ethiopia following the Italian annexation, and anyway if you want to portray it as a real ancient artifact that's been unearthed, maybe don't include the plaque, the podium, and the fence behind it
In terms of buildings, it's always the pyramids. Why are there so many pyramids around the world???
I don't know. They don't actually look that alike. Like Egypt is clearly distinct from Mexico which is clearly different from North American mounds and so on. I think when you don't have our current technology there's only so many ways to build a building and like. A kind of tiered shape feels obvious. I don't think you need aliens for that I think it's just one of like three ways to make large buildings before they invented cranes
It also should be noted not all these buildings have the same function. Most of the time, Mesoamerican pyramids weren't tombs! They were a place to do rituals! I mean, the fact that it has a staircase leading up to the roof and isn't a hidden-off structure is kind of a hint there.
Also some of these are probably just hills bc theories that random hills in Europe are in fact hidden pyramids are everywhere
Also it's funny when they go to other buildings and go "look! Multiple ancient civilizations figured out how to stack large stones together to form structures! ALIENS CONFIRMED???"
I saw another example of this that said "look at these similar bricks used in Peru, Egypt, and Easter Island" and I don't know what to tell you, I don't think there's a limitless number of ways to combine bricks. I think Incan, Egyptian, and Rapa Nui engineers would gravitate towards building things in similar ways because everyone builds things in similar ways, the number of "efficient ways to put together buildings of a certain material" is pretty small. It's not aliens it's just that physics are physics everywhere on Earth and there's not some magical physics that makes it so Romans can build grand stone structures but the Maya need alien help (it's also not evidence of some lost proto-religion)
Pretty much throughout history you will find cases where multiple people invented or discovered something at more or less the same time, in different locations. No conspiracy, no collusion. Just the fact that our collective understanding of science had advanced to a point where it was now possible to invent or discover something using that knowledge, and the form of those things was very similar because that was the most obvious conclusion based on prior knowledge.
i do think what gets ignored about carrie as a character is that she’s an incredibly easy target to bully; she’s a chubby, sheltered acne ridden teenage girl who wears frumpy grandma clothes and regurgitates the jesus freak shit her violently abusive mother tells her. she has violent thoughts about her classmates and is uncomfortable to be around. she’s far more interesting being a victim that’s somewhat uncomfortable to be in the head of than a tragic waif. she’s not a martyr, she’s a child and a child who’s been victimised her whole life shouldn’t have to be kind and angelic to be recognised as a victim. suffering teenage girls shouldn’t just be presented on screen as toned down glamorous thin ophelias, suffering teenage girls can be fat and poor and think violently. i do think we need to examine why culturally we need teenage girls to be beautiful and kind to valorise their suffering and treat it as bad