Library Graffiti

@elodieunderglass, someone for your channel?

I love a pied corvid, it makes me want to write doggerel!

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

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I remember these fondly

real life texture glitch

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

I'm with you Veronika

The one case where he's not wasting them people's time.

I just want us all to step back and appreciate that on a post that said "stop wasting people's time" some goober showed up and immediately decided to waste people's time.

this video is so full of life

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

holy fuck there's more of them?

PSA