Manlover

My sister, god bless her heart, has awful taste in men. Every other month she’ll fall in love with some dickwad, then come crying to me about how he started treating her horribly, how he cheated and so on so forth. I don’t mind though, cause that means I have a target to change that has it coming anyways.

Take for example this new guy, Trevor. I can see in his file that he’s a huge, 6’2 180 pounds, misogynistic jerk from the army, coming from a long line of guys just like himself. Loves to chase ladies, pump n dump, even had a few kids lying around that he doesn’t know and probably wouldn’t care about. He’s just living his life being guided by his dick really, but I’m not gonna him walk away all fine after he messed with my family.

Co gratulation you just graduated from uni. You should be proud of yourself. 5 long years of hard work.

In a few years you will become a successful man working in a big company making lots of money.

At least that's what you're thinking. You don't know it yet but 2 months after graduation you'll find a master on Tumblr. You'll make the mistake to tell him that you want to be a chav.

He'll make you apply as a binman because chav don't work in offices. You don't know why but you'll comply. You're not going to make a lot of money.

To help you study you tried this new energy drink. It tasted quite good. The packaging is really ugly but it's cheap.

A few days later you didn't felt like working. You stayed at home in sweatpants all day. The day after still in your sweatpants you decided to crack open a new can to help you get through the day.

The drink motivated you to do stuff. But instead of studying you got a new cut and a e cig. The stress of the exam was getting to you.

The finals are done. You failed all your test but who cares. You started buying new clothes and that's more important.

After receiving your results you saw you weren't made for uni. You did what you should have done from the start. Dropped out.

Marcus was really happy to see his middle school friend Lucas. Of course he was quite shock to see that Lucas was now going by Luke and dress like a chav lad.

All afternoon Luke smoked at talked about his new life, his job at the factory, the new sneakers that are realising next month ect.

With the help of the smoke and the talking Marcus made room for Mark. Mark was so happy because his bro Luke agreed to help him get a job at the factory.