Dirty Boy

My guy <3

Hey girl, are you The Buried? Because when you're Too Close I Cannot Breathe

Just saw a man outside the institute puking sand...

He was having fun really! His friends just got a little… carried away burying him at the beach. But he’ll be back, longing for the embrace of the sand soon enough.

@buriedunderyourmum while it is nice to introduce you to the avatar community, I would appreciate it if you could refrain from filling up the 6th and 379th floors of the fun bus with dirt... It took me ages to get rid of it. Several hallucinagenic snakes suffocated.

I beg your pardon, but that was some of my finest dirt! No second class stuff, I assure you. And, I saved those snakes! They can now explore deeper and deeper into our pit and never have to leave 🤭. They seem so much happier being encased here (thank me later). Furthermore, I suggest you add an additional floor to your omnibus for I have acquired a walrus for you. Its mouth opens impossibly wide and just never ends - I think you’ll really enjoy 😉.

That stupid coffin is leginimately the scariest thing in the entire Magnus Archives podcast. It's not even the fact that you're completely crushed and entombed, but that you cannot die. The one thing you have no matter what—the thing which, no matter how bad things get, promises you an eventual escape—has been taken from you, rendering you truly and entirely trapped. Helpless. Forever. What the fuck. The other entities at least have the common decency to kill you eventually.

Oh, but that’s why it’s so amazing 😍 (from a completely impartial source 😉).

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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