Full of Hubris and Spite

Did teen girls in the 60s write weird fanfic in their notebooks about being sold to the Beatles or Beach Boys?

So apparently there weren't actually that many unironic "sold to One Direction" fics in the 2010s. Most of them were satirical.

Phantom Trope maybe? Like phantom islands.

Dead unicorn trope

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

putting this in the body just to piss anon off: its not that deep bro 💀

we should all put comments on here until this post is longer than Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky

Reblog and comment your favorite color

blue, like a green-blue or teal, but not bright like aquamarine, more like the colour of a glacier fed lake at sunset.

A nice scarlet or crimson, like a rich blood red (but not oxblood because that's too brown, which I felt personally betrayed by as a child).

Blue, all shades of it but mostly the deep blue of the ocean. Or the blue of clear summer sky.

I have a deep love for purple. Like, royal, rich, vibrant purple. It's just so beautiful. Second fave is red but I don't know which shade. Just not the red they have in target stores. That job has ruined that red for me.

anon I know I blocked you but you seem like the kind of person who would make an alt account to check up on people who blocked you so I hope you see this post and it makes you punch a wall

this is the You Can Do What You Want post. your favourite colour can be the entire rainbow for all we care. it can be fuckin "Tuesday" if you want

My favorite color is the orange of the sun right before it slips under the horizon. Specifically the hyperbolically bright and saturated orange that no photograph can capture and no paint can replicate. and my favorite animal is hamsters

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

shipping two women together