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Commissions are live! I'm super excited to start making dolls :D
Go to paradoxlemonade.carrd.co for more information, pictures, and how to order!
If you can't afford to commission me right now, the best way to support my art is to share this post :]

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Hi, do you still have the link to that prowl and magnet fic?
Anon I spent the entire morning looking for you but I can't find the fic anywhere :[ I'll keep my eye out but I read so many fics that my history is all but useless for the task
If you put a decently strong magnet to a bot's processor do you think it'd fuck with them
“Swiss Knife Beetle” ✚ Victorinox Coleoptera
I've had a "which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" moment regarding my hair recently and want Tumbler's opinion on the matter
When is it appropriate/accurate to call the curly hair of a white or white-passing person a jewfro?
only if their curl pattern is tight enough
only if their hair is dark enough
only if they wear their curls in an afro-like style
some combination of the above
any white person's curly hair can be called a jewfro
only Jewish people's curly hair can be called a jewfro
no white person's curly hair can be a jewfro/the term jewfro should not be used
It has come to my attention that I left out a possible option
have you ever even heard this term before
yes, I have heard this term before
what are you FUCKING talking about

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I've had a "which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" moment regarding my hair recently and want Tumbler's opinion on the matter
When is it appropriate/accurate to call the curly hair of a white or white-passing person a jewfro?
only if their curl pattern is tight enough
only if their hair is dark enough
only if they wear their curls in an afro-like style
some combination of the above
any white person's curly hair can be called a jewfro
only Jewish people's curly hair can be called a jewfro
no white person's curly hair can be a jewfro/the term jewfro should not be used
helicopters are bugs
hard exterior
two or more rapidly-moving "wings"
large eyes
various adaptations to water, carrying loads, etc.
bright colourations indicating danger to potential predators
can hover in one place
full of clear fluid that is needed for it to function
suboptimal to have one land in your drink
@velvetwyrme
in fact, now i'm curious enough after all these asks that i'm gonna make a tagbait post: transformers fandom, please tell me what you think the rarest rarepair that you earnestly ship is. i'm talking 'this has no fanart no matter how deep into twitter and pixiv you dive' stuff. the ones you made up at 3am when you couldn't sleep and now they are real To You.
Aroace Prowl perchance? :3
ive gotten three requests for aroace prowl so this is for all of you 🫵
spreading the dad alpha trion and dumpster child orion pax propaganda

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whumpee characterizations ? and what it takes to break them
thief whumpee: silver-tongued/ can't keep still/ uses humor as a coping mechanism-> gagged/ stress positions/ a casual whumper whose indifference immobilizes whumpee
royal whumpee: stoic/ proud/ seeks revenge after their imprisonment-> forced to kneel/ public humiliation, dragged around like a trophy, collared, branded etc/ enough scars to look like a constellation on their skin
healer whumpee: kind/ keeps up an image for the sake of others/ skilled in their trade-> pushed to the edge/ others have to take care of them/ hands or fingers so badly damaged they'll never be able to help anyone else again
innocent whumpee: naive/ trusting/ hopeful-> "no one is coming for you"/ left to die/ a whumper who twists whumpee's anger against their friends
bitter whumpee: apathetic/ shrugs off what they've been through/ exhausted-> "I'm fine." followed by collapsing/ vivid flashbacks where they wake up screaming/ refuses to fall asleep after their ordeal
leader whumpee: independent to the point of isolation/ tries to protect everyone/ mentally well-adjusted (mostly)-> set up to fail/ forced to hurt their teammates/ they come back changed, and everyone avoids them
villain whumpee: defiant/ insults whumper every chance they get/ so many failed escape attempts-> non-con drugging, left a shadow of their past selves/ conditioned to obey/ kneeling next to whumper at a press conferences
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OMG, HELLO??????
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Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?
The tumblr app is doing the stupid popup thing when I take screenshots on my phone and preventing me from scrolling to take long screenshots >:[

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hi!
Why are you evil?
lesbian situationship
I want to add something to the beta discussion because it’s rarely mentioned, and can be a little bit tricky, but if you are a person who is up to do beta work then you can reach out to writers too!
My most loyal beta (honestly, where would I be without you?) gushed over my fic in the comments for a few chapters and then ended with something along the lines of “I can tell that English isn’t your first language, do you want me to help with SPAG?” which then turned into characterisation beta as well, and contingency beta, and brainstorming buddy, and a 10+ friendship.
I know it can be sensitive going into the comment section and go “hey, it looks like you could use a beta reader!” and I wouldn’t recommend doing it as first interaction, but “I love your story, do you want to talk about your fic with me?” could be the start of something great if you're up for it.
I rarely use beta readers (I'm too impatient lol) but I have connected with one this way too! They confessed later that their primary motivation was to be able to read my chapters earlier (this was in like 2015 or so when there was a bit of a delay in emails about chapter updates). I didn't care, though! We had a lot of fun, and I love brainstorming with another person about characters and plotlines.