Rex: Never have I ever been handcuffed Obi-wan: *drinks* Anakin: You've been arrested, Master? Obi-wan: That wasn't the question Cody *chokes*
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Rex: Never have I ever been handcuffed Obi-wan: *drinks* Anakin: You've been arrested, Master? Obi-wan: That wasn't the question Cody *chokes*

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Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!
Update I have had Pi-Hole successfully installed for two (2) hours and have since learned that 40% of the web traffic in this household went to advertisements. FORTY FUCKING PERCENT. We live in hell. This is the greatest gift I have ever given my family that they will not understand or acknowledge or feel any gratitude for.
Update #2: it was rising all night but the number it finally settled on was...60%. 60% of the web traffic in this household went to advertisements. I can't tell if this high number is bc I live in Silicon Valley and probably am subject to the Algorithmic Internet in ways people outside of Silicon Valley are not or it is normal to have 2/3rds of your web traffic be ads, but it did make me set up a recurring donation of the EFF lmfao.
Okay I have had multiple people ask, so here are the useful websites that me and Beryl used to muddle our way through:
Using Pi-hole and Raspberry Pi (on the Raspberry Pi website, really good overview of what Pi-hole does)
Tumblr-archived Twitter thread about one household's experience with Pi-hole (this is what sold me on it. Also the tweets were published in 2022 and Pi-hole is actively being developed, so I think some of the teething problems he mentioned might have cleared up or are at least being addressed.)
Pi-hole website (gives broad strokes of the software and imho is not actually that helpful, however this proves that I am not making shit up)
Pi-hole documentation (read prerequisites carefully, you do NOT need the newest model of Raspberry Pi to run this thing!! You don't even need a Raspberry Pi at all, you can run it on a bunch of Linux systems however I'm very stupid when it comes to Linux and when my options are install and learn a whole ass new OS or spend $$ on a Raspberry Pi and hook it up to my TV with a wired mouse and keyboard I will unfortunately be spending money)
Privacy International's guide to setting up Pi-hole on a Raspberry Pi (bro this one saved our asses)
You guys can ask me questions if you want but I guarantee I will not know the answers bc I don't know shit about fuck, I just followed the directions and reaped the rewards. It did take us 2 hours to set up bc I'm bad at following directions (and it's kind of complicated if you've been out of the software game for a while like I have), and you do have to be sososo brave about fucking around with your internet provider's configuration. So make sure you eat before you do it!! However it has been so worth it for me so far, given that now all my devices at home are running faster and I'm not seeing any ads while web browsing. We will see what complaints my family comes up with, but I love it so far.
Also!! if you've never heard of Raspberry Pi, which I realize are not all of my followers are lost in the Silicon Valley sauce so you might not have, here's is their website and their page for using Raspberry Pi at home.
(And here is the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a nonprofit that fights for digital privacy, free speech, and innovation, if you, like me, were presented with cold hard data about your personal internet usage and suddenly realized that our internet is fully a dystopia. haha.)
After a few months with pi-hole, I recently switched to AdGuard Home. It was recommended/is co-promoted in a pi-hole discord server, and it seems to be blocking a bit more successfully/consistently for me than the pi-hole did.
I also use Blokada on my phone when I'm not home and have the Windscribe browser extension which includes 10GB of free VPN traffic and has uBlock integrated into it. (AdGuard does technically make things that do this but I like those better; ymmv).
It all takes some setup and tinkering, but I highly, highly recommend taking steps to clear out some of the internet garbage and protect your info.
Split But Not Severed
A Devil May Cry story for @microcest!
Prompt: changeling (from October 1st 2025)
T; 500 words Dante/Vergil
A bitter, thorny tangle of resentment grew around Vergil's heart in the long years torn away from his twin, cast away from his family, his world; will anything reach beyond those thorns?
I've been away from my spinning wheel for FIVE DAYS I'm getting antsy. I'm getting anxious. Somebody give me some fibre to twist.
fibrecrafts are important because u get the tension out of u by putting it in the project
That makes sense!!

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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasnโt open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspectorโs report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
the what story?
WIP Wednesday Sentences
From my July 1st post here; Split But Not Severed for @tildeathiwillwrite and @kallisto-k, thanks!
Well he knew the Underground was no place for indecision or weakness, the Court watchful for any excuse to pounce on their own kind as much or more than mortals - and while their fatherโs blood ran strong in them, his magic came less sure, and . . . a child was always weak. Vergil closed his eyes, old aching bitterness born of . . . of jealousy, he could admit, as much as grief and longing, warring with- He shifted again, but didnโt pull away this time, only moved - Danteโs knee jabbed his spleen and he bit back a curse - to level with his brother again, butting their brows together roughly. Dante sniffed. โAt least you remained in our home.โ Vergil said stiffly, and Dante blinked, then hugged him hard. โI missed you so bad.โ Dante said, and a little more bitterness bled away.
WIP Wednesday Sentences
From my July 1st post here; Split But Not Severed for @meggiejolly and @tamsinswriting, thanks!
โI didnโt have him either.โ Dante mumbled, and Vergil blinked. Heโd assumed- Heโd assumed. โHe was gone. Long time. Just like mom. Didnโt have- And you were gone and-โ Vergil swallowed, cringing. Vergil had been alone in the Aboveground, or may as well have been - the human lord who had taken the place of his father had been . . . a poor substitute, for all Vergil little remembered his true one; had, perhaps, been a poor father of any kind - lost with no idea what to do, how to be human, but. . .
When youโre painting, be sure to put your coffee mug next to the cup you clean your brushes in. This is a pro painter strategy known as the Daredevilโs Roulette
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I made something ๐ฅฐ๐๐
Get from one word to another by adding, removing, or changing one letter at a time.
It has a daily mode that resets at UTC midnight. Iโve had fun with it with some friends - hopefully other people find it fun too :)
Lmk if you have any feedback
Quite fun!
(Scored today's in 5, optimal, and then went to free play.)
Held
A Sex Pistols story for @microcest!
Prompt: helpless (from September 24th 2025)
Take two! (Yesterday's fic posted was an 'oops not incest' gen fic that began as an attempt at this prompt.)
. . .this one is a little different subject and style for the prompt, too. *coughs*
E; 500 words Kunimasa/Manami
There is nothing Manami loves more than being caught and held by his brother, his mate - unless perhaps it is being trapped and melting beneath him, dizzy with the pleasure of it.
These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.
which shirt would you rather wear? (1977) (part 1)
1 โ "single" ๐
2 โ "inspected by #1" ๐ค
3 โ "#1" ๐ค
4 โ "tennis" ๐
5 โ "available" ๐ค
6 โ "trouble" ๐
commentary from the curator: I found this absolutely wild spread of graphic tees from 1977, and I wanted to feature them all, but there were too many options for one poll, so we are doing them as two polls!
Iโve been here longer than you and Iโve never seen a ghost here
I had to read that 4 times before my brain actually got it.

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they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I canโt comprehend
behold, context
โ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.