no, but i do understand where dogs are coming from
strangers approaching my house also makes me want to start yelling until they go away

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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
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cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
hello vonnie
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@kalira
no, but i do understand where dogs are coming from
strangers approaching my house also makes me want to start yelling until they go away

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On the eve of the summer solstice, I pick seven different flowers, in seven different fields, all in complete silence. I tie them into a bouquet and put it under my pillow.
Doing so means that tonight, I will dream of my true love.
I already live with her, but I like dreaming of her too.
I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.
I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"
nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭
today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she's aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
then wtf is a daffodil......................
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
We’re crowdsourcing lore for this world. Jacob is a furry because god gave me the power to wield a pen and I will use that power how I please

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
city. i am the deity of cities.
FUCK yes.
Deity of corners.
Kalok: I AM THE DIETY OF SIEGE
Business? I’m the dirty of business? Ugh
But I suppose I could smite all corporations from existence and damn billionaires so maybe it’s not all bad
CREDIBILITY. Amazing.
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A Moon Saga Yoshitsune Hiden story for @microcest!
Prompt: mind control (from September 17th 2025)
T; 500 words Noritsune/Kikuomaru/Ginroumaru
Kikuomaru and Ginroumaru know something is wrong with their master, something is bothering him . . . but Noritsune never stays down; if he can't solve it on his own, Dennai will be able to put it right, whatever it is.
Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?
Well, hey there guys, gals and non-binary pals! I decided (in my infinite wisdom if which there is none of) that I wanted to open up a writing challenge for people who wanted something a little out there. WELCOME TO HELLO HANKERCHIEFS! (An 18+ LGBTQIA multifandom writing event!)
RULES:
All participants in the event must use this form to generate their bingo cards. You can have as many or as little as you want to write!
Once all cards are generated and handed out over Tumblr/Discord, participants can then begin their fics at any time between that date and July 30th, 2026 (plenty of time to think about everything!)
All fics must have a rating between Teen and Up at the very least, Mature or Explicit due to the nature of the prompts being given.
All necessary tags must be included in the fic for content purposes, including the tag for the challenge, both in Tags and Collection if on AO3 and everywhere else if not (hellohankies2026)
No hate to anything written here! Anything goes when it comes to both participants' writing as well as the content of the cards.
Well, that's all from me, so I hope to see some new faces have a go at writing some of these and getting out there! See you soon!
~ Scott
okay i know we normally do this with more pop-focused festivals but i wanna see how many metalheads are on this site: how many groups do you recognize?
0
1-10
11-20
21-30
31-40
51-50
51-60
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100+
(i recognized 64)
...Lindsey Sterling?
As in the violinist?

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shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
My 5k word one-shot has recently turned 30k words. Is this normal for pet one-shots? Is it sick? Should I take mine to the vet?
And why won't it naturally transition between this scene and the next? I'm poking it with a stick and everything
OP, this is a VERY common scam in the pet fic industry right now! Fic ideas are marketed as "teacup" one-shots, and unsuspecting writers take them home not being told that they're actually juveniles!
Most alleged one-shots that supposedly cap out at 5k words are only a couple weeks old or severely malnourished, and once they start receiving proper care and writing sessions, they'll blow up to 25k, 50k, or often even 100k or more. This is perfectly normal and the size they were always meant to be!
But sadly, many writers don't have space in their homes & lives for such a long fic, which is why it's a shame they're often presented as one-shots.
Unfortunately, the industry being what it is, sometimes it's safer to stick to drabbles until you're absolutely sure a fic idea you've had your eye on is fully grown.
Above All
A Girl Genius story for . . . no particular reason actually; it was supposed to be for my 100ships table - my next prompt is Spark! come on! - but it got distracted. XD
(I have a lot of jäger feelings, and I love the Castle too; perhaps I shouldn't have been terribly surprised.)
T; 1.4k Agatha & Da Boyz, Castle Heterodyne
Castle Heterodyne (in a temporary state of embarrassment, one could say, were it ever capable of such) wants to get a few things very clear about priorities; it would be laughable if it weren't so aggravatingly foolish - as though any jäger could ever be undecided on that point, especially this small pack.
First thing bigger than a 3SF I've written for this fandom, as well!
(And perhaps I'll take another shot at writing something with it for 100ships, because that prompt, I mean. Come on.)
slithering oil slick
Reminds me of my boy! (Img motley boa imperator)

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Oh huh! I hadn't realized I didn't post this one here on Tumblr! I finished this study in early March and have plans to have it be one of 3 pieces to go together 🙂↕️
[ID: Digital painting of Sherlock Holmes and Toby the dog, a study of Leyendecker's "Man with a dog" (1909) for Collier's Weekly. Holmes is in his coat, striped pants, top hat and grey scarf, Toby following a trace by his side. They are painted mid-motion. /end ID]
IDK who needs to hear this but if there's something in your life that makes you feel better, but you never stick to it,
it's still actually perfectly fine to do it
and you shouldn't stop yourself from starting just because it won't be a permanent change.
Like if starting a new daily planner gives you an amazing afternoon of planning and four days where you feel in charge of your life,
why not do it?
It doesn't matter that it won't be a permanent change - 4 good days is still worth it.
If you ever catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pray/stretch/prep/plan/do the thing, but I always get started on that and it never lasts more than a couple of days,"
what this really means is, "hey, I can feel better for a couple of days."
if this post is making you think of things in your own life that you wish you could stick to because of how good they make you feel,
just be aware:
you're not thinking of a list of ways you've failed to commit
you're thinking of a list of things that make you happy, and you should give yourself permission to start doing them as often as you want to
Flossing is a great example of this. I simply can Not get into the habit of flossing Every Day Forever, but I *can* floss every day for a week, and then forget to floss for a while, and recently I’ve been able to floss like at least once or twice a week on most weeks. I’m sure I’ll fall out of the habit again in a little while and it’ll be a few months before I get back into doing any flossing. But I’m doing some, sometimes.
Does this mean my teeth and gums are pristine? No. But they’re definitely cleaner and healthier than if I just threw up my arms and went “I can’t maintain the habit so I’ll give up”. I’ll get to keep my teeth longer when I’m old than if I threw in the towel. I’ll get to tell the dentist that I floss sometimes instead of getting a bad grade in dentist by saying I floss never.
The same goes for hobbies that you pick up and drop again. You may *feel* like you can no longer draw or sew or dance at all after a couple of years of not practicing, but the old skills and knowledge are still there! You'll get back to the level you used to be faster than you think.
It's also fine to approach it this way on purpose, and can help with the brainweasels.
'I like doodling every day right now but I know I'll fall off'; so doodle every day for a week or two or whatever and then drop it until you feel like it again. If it helps, set it as a temporary goal with an endpoint (and you can reassess if you get there and go 'actually I want to keep doing this').