[ask box: OPEN!] transformers headcanons, ficlets, doodles and other assorted signs of hyperfixation. I'll write for tfa, beast wars, prime, and more (please ask me to write beast wars I love beast wars). nsfw accepted, so use discretion. here there be smut. I have a fan continuity called Wayward Sparks I post a lot of doodles of too, please please ask me about it if you're curious, there are so many thoughts in my brain. Also sometimes I post objectum stuff here that has nothing to do with tf other than being horny for tech. Check out my main blog: aggressively-crying.tumblr.com
I take requests for both drabbles and headcanons about a whooooole lot of transformers continuities. There's no hard limit on how many characters in one ask, but remember that the more characters you ask for, the longer it will take. An ask might not always get done in a timely manner, and I hold the right not to respond if I'm uncomfortable or if I simply have no answer I could think of.
Sometimes I post nsfw, it will always be given the #valveplug tag and marked as mature.
I draw too, and if you wanna commission me, that's an option (whoa hey it's only $5? Craaaazy)
Addendum: I post a lot about my little fan project called Wayward Sparks, feel free to block that tag if you're just here for the canon stuff. But if you really wanna know more about it you can ask 👉👈
Specific will and won't do lists are under the cut
Continuities
Know 'em (things I know really well and am comfortable writing for)
-Animated
-Beast Wars
-Prime
-Cyberverse
-Rescue Bots (the original version)
-Robots in Disguise (2001)
-TF One
Sorta Know 'em (haven't seen/read/played it all, but I'm familiar with some parts. Ill probably write for them but it's not a guarantee I'll know everything and everyone)
-G1
-IDW comics
-Knightverse
-Earthspark (NO SPOILERS FOR ANYTHING BEYOND THE EPISODE "HOME," PLEASE)
Don't Know 'em (i have no idea what's going on here yet, I will not currently write for these because I'm completely unfamiliar, though that may change in the future)
-Unicron Trilogy
-Fall of Cybertron/War for Cybertron games
-Beast Wars Second/Beast Wars Neo
-anything from that weird stretch between g1 and beast wars honestly (Headmasters/pretenders/whatever the hell else happened in the dark ages)
-marvel comics
-dreamwave comics
Hell (please don't remind me that these exist I am so tired)
-Beast Machines
-War for Cybertron: Kingdom
-Robots in Disguise (2015)
-Rescue Bots Academy
-Bayverse
Subject Matter
Will Do
-canon x reader
-canon x canon
-canon & reader (platonic)
-canon & canon (platonic)
-poly ships
-human reader
-cybertronian reader
-other species that don't fall into human or bot reader (just specify, please)
-nsfw
-sticky, spark, tactile, EM field, and/or plug n play interfacing
-mass shifted/holoform bot
-bdsm
-medical kink
-belly kink/stuffing/vore/hunger kink
-monsterfucking
-consensual somno
-breeding kink
-honestly I'll do most kinks, if youre not sure feel free to ask. Freaks are welcome here
-violence
-darker themes not listed in the won't do category
Won't Do
-canon x oc
-yandere (not because I object to depicting abuse, when done responsibly, i just hate how horribly out of character the entire trope requires you to be)
-incest/stepcest
-underage
-rape
-bestiality/feral (this does not apply to characters simply existing in a beast mode, but it does apply to beastformers or cassettes who do not speak and have shown no indication that they can consent)
-ddlg
-scat/watersports/emeto/foot stuff
-raceplay/detrans kink/anything with clear harmful political overtones
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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.
We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.
NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.
The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.
The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.
Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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Do you happen to have a link to the post where someone got really emotionally over the golden voyager disks and then the beast wars side of the fandom took over
Ive been looking for it for over an hour and im suffering
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Acab includes prowl in every continuity except tfa. Yes he’s technically a cop but look at him and tell me he wouldn’t throw rocks at cop cars during protests okay. Look at him.
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