winter isn't cold for a person with no feelings

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

do you think we’re coworkers in every universe

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

2 Earthlings regard each other

#quick question what gender norms are you combating when your husband fucks you while you do nothing