winter isn't cold for a person with no feelings

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

No it feels more like when you gently pet its soft fur for thirty seconds and now it is able to recognize your scent

Okay well I am a sadist freak and so this post is about inflicting pain on purpose

Okay well then i choose warmth and kindness because there must always be a perfect equilibrium between endless struggle and everlasting happiness

Thats nice dear i hope you can make your own post about that soon

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.