Next to Abnormal.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live