Me, struggling to microwave a burrito without throwing up or falling over in the privacy of my own home: I'm probably just faking all this for attention
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$LAYYYTER

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Me, struggling to microwave a burrito without throwing up or falling over in the privacy of my own home: I'm probably just faking all this for attention

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my window unit is doing the best it can
Do you watch a lot of YouTube?
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Argh I think I need to talk to my doctor about my weird brain/dizzy thing bc it has happened againnnnn
After 7hrs of lying on the couch and watching sims videos with the tv brightness all the way down I'm feeling slightly better
Decided to try and read on my phone MISTAKE
I'm declaring that I'm fine today. My body has approximately 40min to get on board with this
Unfortunate that my job is literally just Reading Things On Screens
I just have to survive to 5pm. Then I don't have to look at my computer again until Monday
I would describe watching my coworker's screen through a teams call as "much worse"
Argh I think I need to talk to my doctor about my weird brain/dizzy thing bc it has happened againnnnn
After 7hrs of lying on the couch and watching sims videos with the tv brightness all the way down I'm feeling slightly better
Decided to try and read on my phone MISTAKE
I'm declaring that I'm fine today. My body has approximately 40min to get on board with this
Unfortunate that my job is literally just Reading Things On Screens
I just have to survive to 5pm. Then I don't have to look at my computer again until Monday

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Argh I think I need to talk to my doctor about my weird brain/dizzy thing bc it has happened againnnnn
After 7hrs of lying on the couch and watching sims videos with the tv brightness all the way down I'm feeling slightly better
Decided to try and read on my phone MISTAKE
I'm declaring that I'm fine today. My body has approximately 40min to get on board with this
Unfortunate that my job is literally just Reading Things On Screens
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass
i've said before that i think in 2024 one of the younger cens players (picking a name at random and saying holmberg) makes shane and ilya listen to chappell roan and they take unfathomable psychic damage from good luck babe and casual while flashing back to their situationship era, but to get even more specific about it:
i think holmberg starts them off with good luck babe since it's her big breakthrough hit and ilya is like "hm. so this is a song about being in a relationship with someone who's in denial about being gay? and they won't admit to the relationship because of it? interesting" while staring directly at shane who is making very determined eye contact with the floor.
and holmberg (clueless) is like "yeah she writes a lot of situationship anthems actually!" and puts on casual.
which allows shane to pull an instant uno reverse card and stare daggers into the side of ilya's head while going "wow, imagine what it would be like to spend years sleeping with someone who sends really confusing mixed signals by saying that what you have is casual but then treating you like it's not casual at all. that would suck."
anyway chappell roan gets banned from the cens locker room playlist out of fear of causing their captain and alternate to divorce. they make an exception for pink pony club though because they are the pink (red) pony (centaur) club
its my birthday today, so you must look at my shrimps.

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phlirting at the photoshoot
Argh I think I need to talk to my doctor about my weird brain/dizzy thing bc it has happened againnnnn
After 7hrs of lying on the couch and watching sims videos with the tv brightness all the way down I'm feeling slightly better
Decided to try and read on my phone MISTAKE
I'm declaring that I'm fine today. My body has approximately 40min to get on board with this
Ok normally I wouldn't post an ad screenshot but this is the ONLY ad I'm getting on Tumblr rn
Who is the target audience for this combination of products and why has Tumblr decided it's me
Update: the anal beads have been replaced with a sweatshirt advocating domestic violence. Great.
wait. what do y'all set your home AC to? 78° F is our normal (and local officials exhort people to set it there regularly). if there are potential grid issues we raise it to 80°
In the summer our AC is set to:
<70° F
70-72° F
73-75°
76-78°
>78° F
Don't have/don't use AC
in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

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have a good disability pride month everypony
Ok normally I wouldn't post an ad screenshot but this is the ONLY ad I'm getting on Tumblr rn
Who is the target audience for this combination of products and why has Tumblr decided it's me