sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

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sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

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sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar
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i need to stop having cool knitting ideas because then i have to knit them. and then i realize all my cool ideas are the worst most over-convoluted bullshit.
i have a new one im sure this one will go fine
My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

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my study of baikal seal... oughh i love their big wet eyess
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
happy in his blankeyy
You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.
#I must locate the list of 107 zucchini recipes#I'm not even growing zucchini this year I just like it lol YOU ARE IN LUCK (assuming you're able to read these)!
Zucchini is summer's gift. Embrace it with simple grilled zucchini, crunchy fried zucchini, ever-popular zucchini bread and all the options
Apparently this is just the best zucchini recipes. They aren't even including their bad and mediocre options.

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Dan and Phil have spent sixteen years denying they're together. Then their PR team suggests they stop. It's only supposed to be a publicity stunt: Hard-launch a fake relationship, promote their new podcast and finally stop worrying about every touch and every shared hotel room. Pretending should be easy. After all, they already live together, know each other better than anyone else, and apparently look convincing enough without even trying. The difficult part is figuring out where the performance ends...and why neither of them seems particularly eager to find out. Or: What if the hardlaunch actually was a PR stunt? Or: They are oblivious idiots.
Soo…did anyone ask for that fake-dating AU?
First chapter is up now on ao3 with more to come (:
Also, a big thank you to my awesome beta-reader @geeklibrarian !! Thanks to Mel, you can enjoy the chapter with a lot less errors.
You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?
American Pie (Don Mclean)
Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)
Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
Dancing Queen (ABBA)
Happy (Pharrell Williams)
Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)
Single Ladies (Beyonce)
Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)
Wannabe (Spice Girls)
We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)
9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)
Can you imagine if delivery estimates were correct
You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.
there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

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i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it
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