Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner

i am normal and can be normal about dan and phil

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

Oh boy phan twitter just a day away

Oh b. Oh boy. Phan tw... Just.. just a d

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

“how could we go to the moon when things on earth need to be fixed” Ok we didn’t go to the moon for 50 years and none of you fixed dick so time’s up we’re go to the moon again fuck you