TO THE EDGE

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

they don’t tell you this but mama it’s OCD all the way down

Let’s get one thing clear. The princess is going to stream her game in the voice call, and you are going to watch it. Not just putting it on your second monitor and glancing at it every once in a while, you are going to watch it. You are going to be engaged, commenting on her gameplay, praising her for doing well or maybe, if you’re really bold, teasing her for her mistakes. Either way you will make it clear that you are paying attention to her. You do not want to see what happens when she thinks no one cares about her and what she’s doing. I’m telling you that you’d better do your part unless you want to be on the receiving end of her tantrum. It’s been weeks since the last girl set her off and she’s still stuck with the role that confines her to just # dungeon-general and # dungeon-apologies

being admitted into the psych ward for attempting to troll myself

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

*grows mold

we're saying hi if you want in on this

this is a bit more urgent as i need to buy toiletries, i apologize, thank you.

im willing to provide proof/reciepts for everything. any amount helps.

Holds out my hand. Lets crazy