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like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper

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The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

I need you people to understand, this is Golic Vulcan. Which is a noncanonical fan project, based on using elements of props from the show to create an entire constructed language with, I believe, three constructed scripts. (Technically they’re all variants of one script…in the sense that Hebrew and Arabic script are both versions of Aramaic.)

Yes!! Mark Gardner created the vast majority of the conlang (based on about six sentences in the films), and Britton Watkins of Korsaya.org created the alphabets. Vulcan calligraphy is the only one I know, but I’ve been playing with that for over ten years, and I can translate basically anything if I have Gardner’s dictionary handy! Sometimes I have get a little creative though lol

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so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

The Hat Man is our greatest export

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES