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(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

Wood Pigeon can’t read the room 😔✊

rural new england is crazy why is there a domino’s pizza in an old church

Because Protestants believe in suffering and refuse to sell pizza made by an actually good chain.

fun fact!! when you decide to drink water, as opposed to being constantly immensely dehydrated, you will need to pee. Suddenly, desperately, need to pee, in the middle of the city centre. at this point it is CRUCIAL that you do not simply ignore it and carry on with your errands, otherwise you will end up frantically running into a restaurant and begging one of the poor waiters to let you use the loo. Not speaking from experience or anything, just thought I'd put it out there.

nice post bro what's your diagnosis

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before