✨ Whatever ✨

zetsu in alien disguise: yes i do! sasuke: smokes the weed zetsu in alien disguise so noone else finds out about that lady's location.... like what's the rush...

zetsu in alien disguise: yes i do! sasuke: smokes the weed zetsu in alien disguise so noone else finds out about that lady's location.... like what's the rush...

The cashier at Whole Foods just treated me like the village idiot because he told me to “look for the three little lines” on the app and i was like “I’m not seeing a hamburger. I see meatballs. Is that it?” And he said “maam you are looking for Three Little Lines”

you’ll never run out of things to explore. bet you haven’t seen all the emojis 🪕 look at her

Zelda Heritage Post

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

im almost done with chores im almost done with chores IM ALMOST DONE

im DONE everything is done someone say they're proud of me please 😭

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention