i am singing now while rome burns

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

wait. are you supposed to avoid caffeine before an ecg... 😬

and before blood work. apparently

😬

eating disorder culture being normalized will not win in this house if nothing else i need other ppl to know they need to fight this as much as possible yall cannot let this shit happen to you please dont fall for it

THAT APPLIES TO BINGE EATERS!!!! YOU ARE NOT OFF THE HOOK IF YOU'RE FAT, BUT ESPECIALLY OBESE!!!! BOTH EXTREMES ARE GONNA FUCKEN KILL YOU!!!!!!!

oh sure bc our society totally glorifies being fat and loves fat people so much so that big name celebrities and ceos and politicians are promoting special drugs to make everyone fat bc that’s totally en vogue everyone is getting fat bc that’s reallllly popular right now and is totally a status symbol and very respected and seen as beautiful to the point where its popular for young girls to talk about gorging themselves to get bigger while listening to lana del rey yup

homer simpson image AWW FUCK I FORGOT THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT