althea

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

What is the copacabana?

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

who want me? lol we’re running out of time

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember