a very devious goose

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

smoking that shit that made sera gamble

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

There was really no winning that one

it's actually so funny and rad that the cw made a sexy crazy teen soap out of archie comics. we should be discussing this more. like philosophically. what is art.

btvs is like what if tv was good. and also bad sometimes but that's not important rn

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