a very devious goose

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

really appreciate that I think the second time ever that oz hangs out with the scoobies, he's stealing a fucking rocket launcher from the us army. or at least he's the get away driver for whatever xander's snatching. and he's just. there. cause wils asked him to be. yeah he was always gonna fit right in

Watching Buffy for the first time and this shit slaps so hard. Bad guy vampires just resurrected a big, ugly blue demon called 'The Judge' who reportedly 'can't be killed by any weapon forged' and stupid me was like "Oh, I bet she'll light him on fire or kill him with her hands or something of that nature." No. Rocket launcher. Launched a rocket at him and he fucking died. Awesome.

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

I love that they gave Spike one of those medical wheelchairs but in a cool black and red color scheme like did they buy that at the vampire medical supply store

do you think that I can digging in the ground for tubers? 🥹 me?

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous