Featherfree Zombie

Of such acts of tenderness is history made. 

(source: Medieval Women by Deirdre Jackson. She cited the primary source but I cannot for the life of me find the book to check what it was called)

You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

 - ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

“Of course I have. I’m an actor for f*ck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”

Poor Charles. :( My website – My Instagram - My store

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Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

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Heyo, OP here. Yeah I made this post in 2017 and it has been a blight on my notifications every day since thank you for asking

I can’t get past Level 12 😰

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FINALLY some good fucking mods on nexus