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The Stonewall Inn
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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⭐ neopets nostalgia ⭐
[image description: a moodboard with nine gifs from Neopets.
Gif one: a blue Uni blinking and posing.
Gif two: a red Usul waving.
Gif three: a green Lupe wagging its tail and howling.
Gif four: someone using a haunted woods scratchcard.
Gif five: the wheel of excitement spinning.
Gif six: the fruit machine spinning.
Gif seven: a game of Turmac Roll.
Gif eight: someone scrolling through their safety deposit box.
Gif nine: a game of ice cream machine.
End ID]
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
Like. I've never heard a duck go "Quack." Duck goes WAUK or ERK or HEHHHHH-HHH-H-H, if it's a Muskovy
Chickens are the most accurate with the buk-buk-buk noise, and baby chicks do in fact go "peep", but the "peep" is really more of a squeaky beEEP and adult hens will also bwuAAAAAAAAAAK-AUK-AUK-AUK-AUK.
Roosters do NOT "cock-a-doodle-doo", though. Roosters ER ER-ER ER ERRRRRRRR and they will do it at all ungodly hours of the day from sunrise to sunset.
Cows, again, pretty close with "Moo", but it feels like it needs an "r" in there somewhere. Like mmMMOUuuuure.
Sheep. Sheep really do actually "baa". I can't argue with that. Though an adult might also Phbrbobrbr, and a lamb will mostly MAAAH.
Horse sounds like NH-Hh-Hh-Hhr, or Pphft, or RIIIIII if shit's going down. So I guess "neigh" is fine.
Pigs. Pigs... they'd cab say oink, but only 'cause I don't know how to spell a deep, phlegmy sinus snort with English letters. f'gĥŭrhk, maybe. Pigs are beyond mortal laws.
Dog goes BOOF or Aurk or AuoooooooOOOOO unless it is a Husky or a Beagle. Husky goes AWOWOWOWOWOWeeeeeswAAAAUUGGHGGGGHGGOOOOIOOORAURAURAURA. Beagle goes weeeIGHIHIGHIGHIGHIWROWOOOOOWBROUROUROURBROUGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH in the voice of a dying adult man
Cat makes whatever noise it fucking wants
And turkeys, of course, say mrrrrr or WOBBLEOBBLEOBBLEOBBLEOBBLE all together at the same time like a terrifying hivemind. This is known
This is true!
6 zoo myths that arent true
Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.
Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating.
This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.
This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.
Do I need to start listing the species that have been saved by zoos and aquariums again
i feel like most anti zoo people still think zoos act like they did in the 1940s
Funny this should show up on my dash. Took my kid to the nearest large zoo this weekend, and there was some fucking asshole standing outside protesting about how they should send all the animals back to their homes but especially the Asian elephants. My dude, those elephants are endangered, they've spent their lives in captivity in circuses, or at least one of them did, and don't even get me started about the rest of the animals. They're saving the Sonoran pronghorn which was so endangered there were like twenty in the wild before the zoo started helping, and this ass had the gall to stand there with a megaphone and scream about how we were corrupting our children by taking them to zoos and teaching them that this was okay. I think the police shooed him along, because when we came out of the toilets he was gone. Good fucking riddance.
Now that finals are over, I can start posting again!
Here's another beast, and my first attempt at painting one of my sculptures. I also tried to put more details than I usually do, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!
[ID: A sculpture of a black, unrealistically thin and long dog. Its fur is black and curling along its spine, around its neck and at the end of its tail. It's so thin that its ribs are visible. It has white eyes and its teeth are visible as it snarls. The dog is standing, head lowered and tail curled between its legs. The pictures are of the sculpture, taken from several perspectives, and a close-up of its face. End ID]
I love this dog.
[Image ID: Post titled Insomnia Adventures by u/OceanUnderTow reading:
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It’s one of my players
Me: “Dude, it’s midnight, you good?”
Friend: “Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?”
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Me: “Uh, sure? Shoot.”
Friend: “My daughter can’t sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can’t play them.”
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Me: “She listens to us to fall asleep?”
Friend: “Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you ‘dumb dumb mister.’ Guess Dungeon Master is a big hard for a preschooler.”
Me: “Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.”
Friend: “Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room.” (pause) “Okay, you’re on speaker.”
Me: “Hey [daughter’s name], it’s uncle Anon.”
Daughter: (Happy gasp) “Dumb dumb Mister!”
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Me: “You ready for a story about… (start all caps) (DM improve skills engage) (end all caps)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?”
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he’ll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortably for once. I should have thanked him.
I am the dumb dumb mister. /End ID]
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[ID: Two paintings of small bunnies, one with white fur, and the other one with tan fur. They're both being held by pale skinned people's hands. The paintings are textures, and brush strokes are visible. End ID]
[ID: A very small kitten stepping its little paws on someone's foot. The picture is taken from above, emphasizing the view of its large eyes and small size. End ID.]
[ID: A digital illustration of Beauregard Lionett from Critical Role. She is stood holding her staff behind and across her shoulders, smiling and looking towards the camera. Behind her is a dark background with a large blue lightning bolt going from left to right. End description.]
Beau!
OMG yaaay beau
sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reblog from devorakian-guilt reading: benoit blanc figures out you're trans because he's a gay southern man. he knows.
Image #2: Tumblr tag from divertTime reading: #House puts you down for an orchi before you even realize you're trans
Image #3: Tumblr tag from jethroq reading: #BBC sherlock calls you a slur /End IDs]
Artober day 5 - fawn
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🍨 Lickity Split 💜
Released in 2004 in a 2 pack set with Port-O-Bella
[image description: a My Little Pony figurine against a yellow background. The pony is purple with a blue-green mane and tail. The pony’s cutie mark is a banana split in a purple dish. End ID]
is this too niche
[image description: nine photos of different cakes and cupcakes.
Image one: a white cake with a troll face on it.
Image two: a blue cake with Nyan Cat on it.
Image three: a cake showing Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show. Text reads: “free cake, free cake!”.
Image four: a lime green cake shaped and decorated like Hello Kitty’s face. She’s wearing glasses.
Image five: rectangular brownies that look like Domo.
Image six: lime green cupcakes that look like Gir.
Image seven: a yellowish cake that looks like Jake the Dog’s face. Text reads: “birthday time!”.
Image eight: green cupcakes with Minecraft Creeper faces.
Image nine: another green hello kitty cake. In this one, she has black stitches across one ear. End ID]
day 23: doodled a rolling werewolf!
image description: A white werewolf with gray paws stands triumphantly, its back legs supported by a blue canine wheelchair. End description.
happy birthday to the number #1 mouse ever (and happy new year)
[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella smiling widely with her arms in a v-shape, holding her pom poms. white and green strands of confetti fall around her. /end ID]
AAAAHHHH!!! Someones else who know who she is! :D :D :D
I made a goth bat. Pattern for the basic bat; I added a tail for stability and did the collar and earrings myself.
[ID: a red and black crochet bat with earrings in both ears and a collar. end ID]
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went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and
Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.
i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop
it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification
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Jesus fucking Christ
jesus fucking christ
Update please I am begging you
ok but you’re not gonna like it
mid spa break to drain in the sink
sir
please
the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time
drying in the sun
((It’s a lot of images to caption, bear with me))
[Image 1 - OP’s POV - we regard a relatively normal tall wheelie trash bin, unsuspecting.]
[Image 2 - OP has opened the trash can. Inside, there is a large, upright Gengar plush that looks in relatively good condition, just staring at OP.]
[Image 3 - After insisting they would not go back to retrieve the Gengar plush that had been marinating in trash and adjacent to at least one bag of dog shit, the photo reveals a POV shot of OP walking with their dog through the rain. In the lower right corner, a white plastic bag is visible, with a vivid shock of purple plush sticking out the top.]
[Image 4 - An image of Trash Gengar sitting in OP’s tub, taken from behind the shower curtain.]
[Image 5 - An image of Trash Gengar, partially submerged and face-down in OP’s tub, between scrubs with a microfiber spin mop (also present in the image)]
[Image 6 - Trash Gengar, sitting in OP’s bathroom sink, regarding themselves in the mirror.]
[Image 7 - Trash Gengar, staring up at the camera, just their top half sticking out of the dryer. The mischievous grin is unmoved by OP’s plea.]
[Image 8 - Trash Gengar, seated on a lawn chair in the sun, a towel draped over their shoulders.]
[Image 9 - Trash Gengar, now reclining on a lawn chair with the sun on their back. The dog whose bag of poop started us on this journey is also lying in the sun nearby.]
The Aurora Borealis over Estes Park in the wee hours of Saturday morning.
And seen from Many Parks Curve in Rocky Mountain National Park earlier that night. This isn't what the naked eye saw, of course, but it was still stunning!
And looking south from the same point over Longs Peak. The pink glow was visible even in the southern sky.
