Sergeant Bucky Yarns

In the modern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice, Hermes informs us that the love of Hades for Persephone is what made the world turn; however, the poet Fredrick Mercury informs us that fat-bottomed girls are what makes the world go around. These seemingly conflicting perspectives suggest that Persephone was, in the modern parlance, dummy fucking thicc; in this essay I will

your strengths are harder to see than your weaknesses because the problems you're good at solving don't appear as problems, because you're so good at handling them before they become problems... unlike the relatively rare problem that becomes a crisis, which demands undue attention. it's sort of like a reverse survivorship bias. the problems that become noticed as problems, the moments where you notice your capacity has a gap, are only the ones that aren't cut off at the pass by your strength and capability, before they become problems. so if all you focus on is problems then all you'll see is your weaknesses. which isn't accurate

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

Aega psora

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!