Sergeant Bucky Yarns

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

I’ve seen a few articles like “wow it turns out ICE and CBP agents might also be antisemitic?” and I swear yall are going to turn me into the joker for real

Who knew that people paid to violently uphold white nationalism could hate Jews

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

I wish I learned Hebrew. I can read it (though it may take a bit) but I don't know what the words mean

it’s never to late to start! If Kafka can (kinda) do it so can you!

He has a very poor Hebrew and I barely got what he wanted to say here. He is basically trying to console his friend Pua that didn't receive a letter she dreaded receiving from her parents that were against her studies in Europe.

it’s funny because his writing is both childish and archaic at the same time

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory

This will never not be funny

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old