He/him. Black Lives Matter. White Adult. I am an aspiring artist and writer, and I love animals. I posted a different piece of artwork every day for a year, and a different illustrated story every month for 6 years (#wac). #lpw is long post warning. #ymm stands for “your mind matters” and it’s short hand for, “this is upsetting/disturbing”. I don’t post porn or gross shit but I do have a bunch of dirty jokes and difficult topics on here, and I often forget to tag. Interact consciously.
My original masterpost started out as a place for me to link my 56 Win A Commission Stories (See below for more). Then tumblr mobile and eventually tumblr desktop said the post was getting too unwieldy. So here is a masterpost of my creations! It is not complete, because when I started out, I was not as careful about linking and keeping posts. But it is still fairly comprehensive :)
@patheticbatman - My art blog (it was started later, so my older art was posted on this blog)
My Ao3 - Where I post both fanfics and original works that are too long for tumblr or come with no art.
My Bluesky - Where I post nsfw art without coverings.
Art Summary 2025 - A little showcase of my art from 2025! It has links to the previous years, and a new one will be posted every December 31rst.
366 Art Challenge - (April 2019 to April 2020) - I posted a different creation every day for a year. It is not a masterpost (though it does have a few links) but more of an explanation and celebration.
OTGWtober 2020 - (October 2020) - 31 days of Over The Garden Wall drawings for that October. It was part of the 366 Art Challenge.
Holes - An explanation of the movie Holes of which I am proud
ATLA Kuspuk Week 2022 - (February to March 2022) - Drawings of various Avatar: The Last Airbender characters in kuspuks (a piece of modern Yup'ik clothing that resembles hoodies)
Derin Stories Fan Art (April 2019 to now) - A masterpost of my fanart for Derinthescarletpescatarian's writing.
Li's Friends: Horrible Pets to Protect You From a Horrible World - (November 2020) - A stealth-ATLA fanart coloring book to which I contributed, and whose profits go towards wildlife funds.
Disney Princess Coloring Pages - (January 2020 - now) Coloring pages of Disney Princesses and heroines that also went into my coloring books. Occasionally updates when new movies or inspiring outfits for these characters are posted.
Disney Princess Choose Your Own Adventures - (July 2023) - A project I would like to continue one day. In excitement for polls coming out on tumblr, I tried to write a CYOA style fanfic. As of posting, it only has Snow White, but we shall see.
Win A Commission Contest - (May 2019 to December 2024) was a project I started in 2017, back when I was 16. i decided to make a fairy tale coloring book for my little cousins, and it spiraled from there. In May 2019, after a month on tumblr, I started posting the stories onto here. The idea was that if you could guess the fairy tale (and later children's books - I branched out) from a daily post of one illustration through the story, you could win a commission. Over the course of many months and one year-long break, I posted all 56 of my stories. On this masterpost, it also has pictures of sketches, the commissions I completed, my real life coloring books, and a specific list of fairy tales I adapted to become queer :). Just as a side quest sort of thing, I also started coloring them in. Yes, I am ambitious to my own detriment, thanks for noticing! Anyways, you should check it out. The official stories stopped in December of 2024, but I do have plans to write a short, smutty sequel planned for my last story in 2025. It may be posted only to my ao3, only time will tell. It no longer allowed me to edit the post despite attempts to remove links, so this takes you directly to a reblog with the last few links of the project.
Colored-In WAC Illustrations {1} • Colored-In WAC Illustrations {2} - (April 2021 to now) - what it says on the tin. I figured it deserved its own link considering that coloring what amounts to over 200 illustrations is also ambitious. I originally these in on Google Drawings and occasionally by painting or coloring the actual initial drawing; then for a couple years I mostly colored them in on my phone in waiting rooms and such. Now that I printed them out for myself, I color on paper using pencil and occasionally other materials! Latest story was the Nose Tree, am currently working on coloring in ‘Shivers’.
Secondary Dashboards • ‘Pastboards’
My Fanfiction.net - I can’t prove it (it’s connected to an old email account) but this is my old account. Please don’t judge anything you see on here, I was like 15 when I last used it. But the writing is actually fun to reread, at least for me :)
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You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.
If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.
You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.
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my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture
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i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
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Obviously 90's and 80's manga and anime had a lot of problems with antiblack caricatures, but I do like that Battle Angel Alita put Grace Jones in there just because she looks absolutely amazing in a cyberpunk environment.
"Piper would’ve given up surfing a long time ago except it let her spend time with him. There weren’t many ways she could do that." i dont even care man i dont care
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