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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

#the story continues into 5th Aug so I'm not late I swear

borgevino

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

importantcatpics

#he is incredibly handsome...

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The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

This census was not written by and is not endorsed or sponsored by or affiliated with @staff in any way whatsoever. Your personal data will not be gathered by this census beyond your responses to the polls. Participating in the census is voluntary, but strongly encouraged.

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1. Please select your age

< 18

19-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

60>

Voting ended onAug 5

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2. Where do you live?

North/Central America (Outside the United States)

The United States

South America

Western Europe

Eastern Europe

Middle East/North Africa

Sub-Saharan Africa

North/Central Asia

Indian Subcontinent

East/Southeast Asia

Oceania/Polynesia

Voting ended onAug 3

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3. Describe your living situation

Live with parent(s)/guardian(s)

Live with other relative(s)

Live with partner(s)

Live with friend(s)/roommate(s)

Live alone

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Other

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4. Describe your employment status

Unemployed

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5. Which religion do you follow?

Agnostic

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Buddhism

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Hinduism

Islam

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No specific religious beliefs

Other religion(s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

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6. Describe your gender identity

Cis man

Cis woman

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Other gender (s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

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7. Describe your sexual identity

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Other

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Voting ended onAug 5

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8. Where would you place yourself on the traditional left-right political spectrum?

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Far Right

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9. When did you join Tumblr?

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You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

Do you like it?

Heck yeah!!

I'm down for this

Eh, not mad

Nooooooo

Help I wanna go back

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADD THIS

Results/other

Voting ended onAug 7

poll submitted by anonymous!! thank you anon!!

#eagle #which seems pretty chill tbf

tummydrummer-deactivated2014022

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

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cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

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surskip

this is killing me it's so cute

sunnysatori

@funnier-when-objectum

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hotvampireadjacent

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twinktorturer

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

browsingfreakshit

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

jame7t

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

jame7t

it could cost us everything if I stopped.

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buildarocketboys

When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I'm doing a PhD in literature #I got asked if I was using AI because I used em dashes #no I'm using it because it's punctuation that works in my sentence structure #I've never used AI and I never fucking will

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