Silly goofy blog time

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

@funnier-when-objectum

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this