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mismatched-mittenz

Often see lots of posts about being fictive-heavy, but not the opposite. We really only got one (1) fictive. Hard to not feel out of place...

floralasshat

I think tumblr is more likely to have fictive heavy systems.

Something something fictive georg and what not

You are ultimately getting a disproportionate amount of fictives at the fictive gathering convention website.

Outside of the ones here on tumblr, most systems don’t even have fictives, in my experience.

Nothing wrong with any mix or amount regarding fictives or lack thereof. Ya’ll are just experiencing a metaphorical location issue, so to speak.

If you are looking for something blue, but are looking down in a field of grass, the world’s gonna look disproportionately green.

killersandqueens

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

boydykedevo

Mixed reviews

hobgoblinhero

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

hobgoblinhero

Boys who up smacking they rat?

beebascloset

Smack? 🤨 Rat? 🤨🤨🤨

oppatobystyle

Every day can be bad comic day if you free yourself

cindarslair

In Avatar fics the seems to be a trend where Toph put her hand on peoples face's (usually Zuko's?) to see them and I can't help but imagine that if she wanted to see someone's face she would get them to lie in the dirt (or trip them into it) face first then put her hands on the ground to let earth sense see for her

muffinlance

This combines beautifully with the very real world fact that blind people DO NOT want to see more of the "blind people touching other people's faces" trope in media

So someone offers to let Toph touch their face

But being Toph, she is sick of merely explaining, again, that Blind People Don't Want To Paw Your Greasy Face

So she just makes them eat dirt instead

"Thanks, I got a great look."

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greelin

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

cursedpinterest

there was no context

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

floralasshat

Random totally definitely hypothetical question

Does anyone know what to do with a sudden affliction of roughly 800 potatoes?

#asking for a no-one its hypothetical and definitely not super relevant to my current circumstances irl don’t even worry about it but do lmk

Random totally definitely hypothetical question

Does anyone know what to do with a sudden affliction of roughly 800 potatoes?

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cephalopodvictorious

bugs is…. shrimp????

bbybluemochi

[oc] redraw of an old vampire oc from 2021 🦇🩸

bbybluemochi

i draw her once every two years 🦇🩸

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

blackteachangeling

no see the problem is BOTH people here should be allowed a testosterone prescription no questions asked.

if a cis woman needs T to alleviate sexual dysfunction then that's a valid treatment for a medical issue. "sexual kicks" is... certainly a way to describe a legitimate medical issue!!!! definitely no internalized sex-negativity here!!! (sarcasm)

I agree 100% that trans people have a RIGHT to HRT. HRT is life saving care for dysphoria and life changing for trans people who want HRT for their transitions.

but this framing to me feels the same as when people are like "why do junkies get free narcan when my insulin costs me $800???"

like. the problem is not the free narcan, your insulin should be free too.

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

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bacteriumphage

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

julshii

anyone please ask your crush out like this

julshii

The thrilling answer

brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

moodycrissy

nexttttt pleaseee :D

sinofangels

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

hamburgergod

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

maria-ruta

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

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IT HAD TO BE DONE:

maria-ruta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

theartofwazzing-blog

so yeah

inafantasy-wby

I LOVE THIS

romanoscurl-deactivated20170605

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

deaddeavtivated

I have a need…..I must add to this…

aeshsar

still waiting for the smut

takayes-deactivated20170924

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

janaya7609

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

yaoi-online

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

ringo-smile

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

afraidtoask

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

mildly-duckbe-blog

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

zaku-kazu

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

madhattey-deactivated20211019

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

gayties-garbage-deactivated2018

THERES MORE

conniemcfalcon

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?

charlieisbi

ITS BACK OMG

monstersofmemory

Omg it’s here!

sushisalmon95

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

sushisalmon95

Ok I tried because this is so cute

multifandom-hoes

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

soubidou

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

madamelibrarian-deactivated2018

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.

lookingupatthestarsandthinking

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

snovolovac

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all

tree-of-blue-squirrel

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

vampirate-lover

ITS BACK

lav-enderlemon

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

archivistdraconis

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

morning-star-sempai

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

goldenyaoi-deactivated20180507

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

coolneko

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

gay-bara-yaoi-cartoon

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

twiglightdragon

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^