Floral Bullshit

It is time for infinite squid and infinite bread

i am 100% convinced that mobile phone/ social media bans for under 16s are an attempt to remove kids and teens from public life. this is not protecting kids this is locking them in houses with no escape from their abusers. the world is so hostile to teenagers rn

Let's not forget it's for under 18 in some places.

Seeing masculinity as dangerous isn't progressive and can harm queer people. Masculinity, femininity, and androgyny are all morally neutral.

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

So real for this

Kinda related but I feel the same way with people being annoyed at someone asking "are you hurt/are you all right?" after tripping or having an accident or something. Especially if they respond with a sarcastic "Ghee, what do you think?!" Like damn bitch I dunno, I wad just using a standard-phrase to inquire about wether or not you are in urgent need of help, tell me if I need to call the hospital or just get a band aid. What else am I suppose to do in that situation, run up to you and yell "Status report"?!

i am gonna the odd one out and say that it does annoy me when people say sorry. i lost my mom when i was 16 so its something that very often comes up in conversations, and it does piss me off when people say "im sorry" cause like... why are you sorry for? did you kill her or something? thats why i dislike so much talking about my personal struggles, bc i know I'll get a "sorry" and then I'll be the one trying to make things better.

Yeah sometimes the apology can actually be flat out counterproductive

20? Fam they’ve been saying that for the majority of a century at this point.