Floral Bullshit

go out and fuck someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

go out and date someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

You’re Not Allowed To Be Gay Anymore

what this post DOES mean

if you just ‘prefer’ to avoid majority black areas of your city

if you just ‘prefer’ to read, write, think, and talk about men

if you just ‘prefer’ to socialize with people you (perceive as) your assigned birth sex

if you just ‘prefer’ to exclusively watch white-directed movies, read white-written books, listen to white-authored music

if you just unconsciously perceive men as more authoritative/competent and ‘prefer’ to be spoken to by them

"Girl, when is your husband coming home, I'm tryna reign."😏

Anne Hathaway, le disgusted: "I SAID HE'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP!!!"

Meanwhile :

Odysseus: "Wasn't I supposed to be doing something?"

Charlize Theron's Circe: "Nah. Here have some grapes"🥴

Odysseus: "Oh look there's that one dead guy. Forget his name though.."

Circe: "Not important. Grape?"

Zendaya's Athena: *mogs the desert scenery*

Me, watching Hollywood add absolutely nothing to storytelling except visuals to a tale that's been told way better in several iterations:

so, all athletes should immediately stop playing sports. construction workers, anyone with jobs that put them at risk, they need to find different employment. people with uteruses shouldn’t ever get pregnant, either. actually you know what? don’t enter a car or vehicle at all! and don’t even get me started on old people. what age do we think they should just give it up & throw in the towel? 50? 60? after that they become way too burdensome. it’s a problem.