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w33d-witch

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

w33d-witch

A baby

VS an adult

bapestars

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

weirdo-canniboy-archive

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

severalowls

Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.

teaboot

Lambo

birdthena

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

most-sane-classicist

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

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experiment41

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

cognitohazardous

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

macrolit

Too accurate not to share

escuerzoresucitado

crippled-peeper

having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

crippled-peeper

people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww

crippled-peeper

calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships

secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it

crippled-peeper

this tag has me in stitches

depsidase

moonstonecassie

@isuggestrevolution

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distractionsfromthefood

storyweavingspider

I am going insane because the version I shared was from a fucking journalist IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM and people keep going “oh we have to wait for an article confirming it twitter isn’t reliable” like we haven’t been told repeatedly republicans are keeping him the barest consideration of alive until august to prevent a special election and anyone filling his place until January! News websites have accidentally posted in memoriam articles they were told not to!

“Brain dead isn’t REALLY dead” WE HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT ANYONE BACK FROM BRAIN DEATH

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

conleches

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help

bellero

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

no-one-offical

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asteroidtroglodyte

TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.

Fucking neat.

iheartvelma

There is a new vaccine going into Phase 3 trials from Valneva and Pfizer as well as a monoclonal antibody-based prophylactic treatment being researched at UMass!

dragon-in-a-fez

"the only cure for this weird disease is the special lizard blood" is a Star Trek TOS plot that escaped into the real world

free-my-mindd

wyrm-boy

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