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sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

calamitysong

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

floralasshat

@my-ocs-are-problematic

scenteddeerwhat

happy disability pride month!

I'm not disabled (atleast I think I'm not? I should definitely change my intro post from saying "I'm autistic" to "I'm neuro divergent" cuz idk which spectrum I'm a part of) but I wanted to leave this nice lil message to all of you disabled queers!

As I said before, I love you all no matter your identity OR the fact you're disabled or not! It doesn't matter!

Happy July!

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pseudomantis

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

monstrousdesirestudy

Artist @ cartumante on X

thememedaddy

isuggestrevolution

i have a better suggestion

prokopetz

Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a particular rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.

prokopetz

You can really tell which people in the notes have worked with birds.

pfdiva

mismatched-mittenz

Often see lots of posts about being fictive-heavy, but not the opposite. We really only got one (1) fictive. Hard to not feel out of place...

floralasshat

I think tumblr is more likely to have fictive heavy systems.

Something something fictive georg and what not

You are ultimately getting a disproportionate amount of fictives at the fictive gathering convention website.

Outside of the ones here on tumblr, most systems don’t even have fictives, in my experience.

Nothing wrong with any mix or amount regarding fictives or lack thereof. Ya’ll are just experiencing a metaphorical location issue, so to speak.

If you are looking for something blue, but are looking down in a field of grass, the world’s gonna look disproportionately green.

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killersandqueens

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

boydykedevo

Mixed reviews

hobgoblinhero

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

hobgoblinhero

Boys who up smacking they rat?

beebascloset

Smack? 🤨 Rat? 🤨🤨🤨

oppatobystyle

Every day can be bad comic day if you free yourself

cindarslair

In Avatar fics the seems to be a trend where Toph put her hand on peoples face's (usually Zuko's?) to see them and I can't help but imagine that if she wanted to see someone's face she would get them to lie in the dirt (or trip them into it) face first then put her hands on the ground to let earth sense see for her

muffinlance

This combines beautifully with the very real world fact that blind people DO NOT want to see more of the "blind people touching other people's faces" trope in media

So someone offers to let Toph touch their face

But being Toph, she is sick of merely explaining, again, that Blind People Don't Want To Paw Your Greasy Face

So she just makes them eat dirt instead

"Thanks, I got a great look."

greelin

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

cursedpinterest

there was no context

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innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

floralasshat

Random totally definitely hypothetical question

Does anyone know what to do with a sudden affliction of roughly 800 potatoes?

#asking for a no-one its hypothetical and definitely not super relevant to my current circumstances irl don’t even worry about it but do lmk

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