Magic Wishes

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

Need one more to unlock the door

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music