full of raw meat

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

Absolutely insulting people think Taylor swift is gay music when Lady Gaga is right there making better pop music AND country music AND is actually bisexual

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

afab this amab that what about abba. gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight wont somebody help chase the shadows away

George Miller the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.

are you fucking kidding me that was two straight hours of ACTUAL EXPLOSIONS 

The best part is that, from my understanding, there were quite a few scenes where George Miller said “No this is too dangerous we’ll do this in post” and the rest of the crew was like “NO LETS DO IT NOW WE CAN DO IT”

are you telling me this was fucking cirque du soleil in the desert with fucking explosions

Tom Hardy described it as slipknot meets cirque du soleil 

literally they hired cirque du soleil acrobats to get the aerial stunts right.

George Miller is like the anti-Hitchcock. Hitchcock threw lives birds at people and fucked them up and George Miller goes ‘no you can’t have people on see-saws with engines at the end going 500 miles an hour!’ and the actors are all like ‘bitch try me’.

there is cgi, and it was used to obscure the safety wires he made them use.

This movie is two hours of stunt actors having the absolute fucking time of their lives.