I Like Chess

it is of course known and acknowledged by most scientists that the bishops are holy pieces in chess but few know the truly divine piece is the queen's knight and whenever it captures a pawn it does so mercifully and sends it straight to heaven where it can live out its days hopping about in checkered fields of lavender until the cycle of samsara repeats and it is summoned once more to the board but this time reincarnated as a beautiful queen thanks to the righteous judgement of the queen's knight

next week they're adding fire hazards back to chess

i don't know WHAT they put into vodka that makes me do 1.g4 😂

got a little too high before the chess match now a man is inside me?

high as fuck at the tourney doing the king's gambit and my opponent left her rook hanging so i took it then felt bad and panicked and fell into subspace and instinctively said "i'm sorry daddy" and she said it's okay and mated me in 3

throw me into mimic ikea and i'll return pregnant

chess apps are a kind of dating app; on both of them you can blunder queens

chess is bloodsport and you can tell by the way the pieces scream when they die

you fool, your art fight attack just left your rook hanging

they're putting me into a big machine tomorrow that will extract all my precious metals from my body and then they're going to make them into an ingot

it's almost february and i just want to remind people that that means mating season for the bishops and if you see them in the park going about their business then do NOT check the unguarded king! we need some fucking biodiversity on this chess board

chess infinite queen glitch (use before it's patched!!!)