cool, I care

I'm sorry for making my whole personality about a different show every six months. it will happen again.

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript