cool, I care

I'm sorry for making my whole personality about a different show every six months. it will happen again.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

God forbid a citrus do anything

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill