the only heartbreaker

(scrolling through my own pinterest boards) this is genius

if I miss another day of 3rd grade they're gonna put me in the fucking slammer

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

rb to get him indicted for war crimes

Mmmmmm so what I'm hearing is that Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton may be available soon? Interesting....

The last addition felt like getting hit by a train

I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy.

years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when I messaged them like “dude what the fuck, can we talk about this” they posted that I was “attempting to mollify them behind closed doors” like some sinister shadowy manipulator