Purple Gay

posted this at 2 am, please, look at the best dino girl in the whole world.

everyone shut up and get ready for Deltarune Chapter5 with me.

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

Comedy team are we kissing rn?

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer