Purple Gay

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

Truthfully this is why I love the bastard man and probably why Cid deals with his shenanigans.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

@dinklebat