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You know what would be a good horror movie? Love Island reality show game where one of the contestants is a serial killer running a most dangerous game killathon.

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Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?
re: the notes on this post, even though I have only seen the four Matrix movies and not the rest of the Wachowski sisters' filmography, I can 100% with absolute certainty guarantee that there is not a single movie or television that they've made which was bad, it's a fact and you can disagree all you want if you think they made a bad project it's simply because your brain is not calibrated enough to understand it, ergo you were too stupid to get it AND it was too smart for you at the same time
Watch Bound.
It's so funny how Pearl was like "not all pearls know each other" when Steven asked who Yellow Pearl was because like. It wasn't a LIE but she absolutely fucking knew Yellow Pearl!!! It's just such a funny detail looking back on it, like she saw an old friend/coworker that she hasn't seen in 5000+ years and just had to fucking lie about it everyone. Even funnier that the entire ruse would've gone up in flames if Yellow Pearl had caught a glimpse of her.
IDK but I wonder if it's like if you asked a US black person if they knew Barack Obama, which is kinda racist. And if they DID know Obama they might say 'not all black people know each other' to avoid encouraging you.
"Shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove" was meant to be a joke about needless posturing in preemptive defense against a hypothetical bad faith crowd, but I fear it's pmuch now a lifestyle
Shaking my head but catching the cameras eye and giving a sick grin nobody in the scene notices so you know i have evil intentions
Obsessed with how people in NYC think nowhere else has corner stores
Any drug store on the world??? Like
A bodega is a feeling. They’re tucked away into buildings, usually the corner, but not always. Their windows are almost completely covered in lotto signs, posters, the occasional neon light. You can still see inside (obviously) but the windows aren’t filled with neatly organized weekly sales, or the big CVS/Walgreens/Duane Reade logos.
They’re not big and spacious with repetitive features and easy to identify isles like your average drug store. They’re small and homey, a unique feature for a place that is lit solely with flourecent lights. They usually have the local bodega cat (and you know a yuppie when they bitch about the cat), who sometimes lets you pet her. Their shelves are lined with snacks from obscure areas of the world, and knock off brands that somehow just taste better than the name brand. Sometimes household necessities are in their own isle, but usually theyre next to a variety of items like pet food, chips, cake mixes, cereal (it changes depending on your bodega). Coolers are filled with both alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks, sometimes humming, other times roaring because they’re fifteen years old and held together with ducttape and a stubborn refusal to replace them. And almost always there’s a deli that can give you a baconeggandcheese (all one word), in the morning and a chopped cheese whenever you’re craving it.
A bodega is not just a cornerstore, it’s the heart of a neighborhood. It’s where the kids go in the morning, swarming in to get drinks, snacks, breakfast, maybe even lunch. It’s where the tired third shifters and barely awake first shifters coming in to chat, pick up a coffee, a soda, a candy bar. It’s where you go after school, after work, late at night, in any mood or outfit.
A bodega is a brief window into the heart of New York. The one that isn’t tailored and refined by the rich, the suburbanites, the yuppies and the ever hungry universities. The one that keeps the city beating, even when all the Wall Street implants and commuters abandon ship.
A bodega is a feeling.
…You’ve literally just described a corner store
oh yeah, does a normal corner store stock smug arrogance, huh?
@laskyjedneplavovlasky I think this was written by that one lady. You know the one.
Jesus Christ, I had no idea Carrie Bradshaw had a tumblr.
New Yorker: Where do you guys go to get random things you need? We go to bodegas! They’re small, struggling mom and pop shops that feel like a community, are often owned and run by immigrants, and are one of the last relics of independent businesses in an increasingly corporatized and gentrifying city, and we love them! What’s it like where you guys are? :)
People Outside of New York: UGH, New Yorkers are SO SELF-INVOLVED and SMUG, why don’t you just go to a WALGREENS, we can get Diet Coke TOO, fuck you.
Except people aren’t saying it’s the same thing as a Walgreens, they’re saying it’s a fucking corner store–which it is. I lived in NYC a long time. I frequented the bodega on my corner. Y’all are clearly confused about how the rest of America operates, because this bullshit here that you’re describing, about small, independent businesses being run often by immigrants? That is EXACTLY what those people outside of New York are trying to tell you–they have corner stores that fit that EXACTLY. Not Walgreens, not CVS. You are a bunch of smug assholes, because you’re ignoring people that are saying “no, you are literally describing a corner store in ANYWHERE, USA.”
I’m in Columbus, OH and we have them all over, but honestly the bigger the city, the harder they are to spot from the outside, only by locals. Small towns is where you really see them in Ohio. But I’ve found them in Tennessee, Georgia, Maryland, North and South Carolina, Florida, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and upstate NY as well.
What’s obnoxious isn’t that you have an affinity for your bodegas. What’s obnoxious is your willful misinterpretation of others trying to tell you that the atmosphere of a bodega is not unique to a bodega, nor to your city, which is just so fucking wild. There are plenty of things that are unique to NYC. IDK why you’re gonna die on this hill.
🙄 Good lord. Even Canada has these
Also, we've got these outside the US. They're called newsagents in the UK.

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nice medievalism you’ve got there. why is it entirely in shades of grey and brown
someone remind these guys that the concept of color existed prior to the 17th century
basically every illuminated manuscript has got everyone from nobility to regular fucking guys in colorful clothing that frequently gets over the top like this guy’s helmet and his fucking horse’s outfit, but every recent medievalism is like hey let’s desaturate it all and make it grey for no fucking reason
For obvious reasons this does not apply to Werwulf (2026).
Zoot suits look kinda stupid but I gotta respect the cultural context & symbolism of the things
"Fuck the military and fuck the war, look at all this good uniform-worthy fabric I'm wasting on a fuckoff giant suit" is a very solid basis for a subculture
I actually really love to talk about zoot suits and their associated subcultures. The amount that the silhouettes of the zoot suit have shaped american fashion and trends of oversized clothes is so understated. And, yk, I'm biased as hell, but it is kinda crazy how influential zoot suit culture was
I always love the og zoot suits made by black americans in Harlem, I really like looking at the changes from these clothes from the 30s to some of the more exaggerated renditions from the 40s. It's also so interesting to look at how fast the subculture spread, and especially in the american west integrated with mexican diaspora and pachuco culture to the point that that's what a lot of usamericans associate them with.
⬆️ long wallet chains and pork pie hats were classic accessories for mexican diaspora zoot suiters. Zoot suits/their components were also really popular with women and were a way to symbolize independence and a choice to move away from strict gender roles on top of the existing countercultural message ⬇️
Anyways it's kind of impossible to talk about zoot suits without mentioning the racism and violence that followed them. On top of a zoot suit making someone a target for individual racial violence, the national reaction of white america to zoot suit culture was part of the beginning of clothing and presentation being read explicitly as signals by police and justice systems, and the broad association of youth of color with gang violence through this specific excuse. Gang culture and how it's percieved in the western US and especially California is very influenced by this era. The most famous events from the zoot suit era are the collective zoot suit riots and the media characterization of all mexican american, filipino american, and black american youth as violent anti-american baby gangsters. Which, even if that was broadly true I mean. I'll take the opportunity to be flippant hell yeah??
As a side note, while making more new zoot suits during war rationing was pretty sick, most people weren't buying from the black market tailor shops and just wore what they already owned because the style had been popular for years already. People bought clothes less often to begin with back then. I think that misconception comes from the reasoning white americans gave to go beat up people of color with baseball bats in the street; i.e. it was racial and xenophobic violence to begin with and the nature of the suits themselves has been mushed around a lot to serve different narratives.
More zoot suits! ⬇️
They can definitely look kinda goofy- mostly the exaggerated cuts and badly tailored modern recreations- but like you said you gotta respect them.
"The ultimate in clothes. The only totally and truly American civilian suit" - Cab Calloway
Given how expensive elastic was at the time, I wonder if the oversized cuts were to make them easier to move in for swing dancing?
Ok I knowwww this is mostly a pitt fandom account but please know I love hearing about the UK politics drama you post. Insanely funny I'm so sorry for your nations suffering <3
nigel farage is such a bellend. he resigned because he was being investigated about a dodgy deposit of 5 million from probably a pedophile neo-nazi that he refused to declare, went head to head with a bin, got re-hired because like...his main opponent was a sentient bin...and then parliament watchdog went 'ok lol welcome back we're still investigating you' 
like i'm dying:
it's just humiliation after humiliation, it's fantastic!
Just to add to this humiliation: You see that one riiiight at the bottom, Laurence Fox?
That's the moron Musk is trying to make happen.
He lost crushingly to a joke candidate, a single issue pro EU candidate in the most racist part of the UK and two people off the street.
are non brits aware of count binface.
[canada] count binface is the funniest guy and because of that i would vote for him if i were british
He would not be allowed to wear the costume, not because MPs are cheerless killjoys, but because he would be in violation of an ancient law stating no MP is allowed to wear a suit of armor in parliament.
thats boring and sad i hate that why would that law be made
Because we had a Civil War.
are non brits aware of count binface.
[canada] count binface is the funniest guy and because of that i would vote for him if i were british
He would not be allowed to wear the costume, not because MPs are cheerless killjoys, but because he would be in violation of an ancient law stating no MP is allowed to wear a suit of armor in parliament.

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That Farage guy needs to lose
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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event
No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment
When you hear Halifax do you think
Halifax, England
Halifax, Nova Scotia
the human mind cannot commit more than one halifax to memory
You ever meet someone from London, Ontario, and they'll all intone the same verse: "Second best London in the world"
Secret third Halifax: Halifax, North Carolina
Didn't one of those explode?

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Dragonlance - Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dalamar/Raistlin Majere Characters: Raistlin Majere, Dalamar (Dragonlance), Caramon Majere, Rosamund Majere, Gilon Majere, Kitiara uth Matar, Horkin (Dragonlance), Scrounger (Dragonlance), Rona Argent, Derathos Argent, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Par-Salian (Dragonlance), Solinari (Dragonlance), Lunitari (Dragonlance), Nuitari (Dragonlance), Lemuel (Dragonlance), Fistandantilus (Dragonlance) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, sorta - Freeform, magi-tech, Dragonlance meets Eberron, Magocracy, Krynn is reaching mid 19th century levels of technology, Mages, Magic, Angst, families, The gods are running into trouble when it comes to their return, a kinder world, but not without issues, Based on the magocracy AU in the Legends Sourcebook Summary:
In this world, there is a Raistlin struggling with the outcome of his Test, and a Dalamar dreading what the future will bring. There are Gods waiting in the wings for the time of their return, and the stirring of dragons.
But this is that other shore, on the other side.
Chapter 2: A Birthday Raistlin and Caramon enjoy their Day of Life Gift, for a given value of enjoying.
they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day
As long as it's on a Friday.