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6 hour workday maximum iβm not kidding, if it canβt be done in that timeframe it doesnβt need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
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McConnell got dropped into the slot but the machine glitched and now death can't get him out.
This is Chaos in Kansas (1989), a scenario for GURPS Cliffhanger or GURPS Horror, depending on how youβre feeling. The cover doesnβt even come close to telling you what amazing things lie in wait inside, but itβs a start. In truth, the title alone is gold. Say it with me, Chaos in Kansas, Chaos in Kansas, Chaos in Kansas.
There are two scenarios and some source material on the setting, a town called Liberty. The first involves a kidnapping by a coven of witches who worship the horrible sorcerer monster thatβs trapped in a cave outside of town. Theyβre led by a teen flapper, the girlfriend of the kidnapped victim, who she intends to use as a human sacrifice to free the Dire Dreamer. She has a goat mask with crystal eyes in the trunk of her car. The cave is guarded by a horrible humanoid spider creature. The Dreamer itself is a mummified head on top of a pile of human intestines. I suspect that the phantom on Miro Sinovcicβs cover is meant to be the Dreamer, but good taste prevailed against depicting the pile of intestines. When the players defeat the Dreamer, the head explodes in a splash of goo, which should happen at the end of more RPG boss fights if you ask me.
The second scenario has the players investigating strange goings on at the local cement factory. And by strange goings on, I mean getting hired by the boss to root out the βBolsheviksβ who have been disrupting the work. Except it isnβt Bolsheviks, its the ghost a Wobbly who was murdered on the site. When he came back as a ghost, he just kept on agitating for the workers, adopting the guise of the Demon of Capitalism to terrorize and sabotage the work site. He canβt be exorcized (he was an atheist, lol) and he wonβt rest even if his killer is brought to justice. The only way heβll depart is if the workers organize a union. The scenario includes lyrics to βSolidarity Foreverβ and other labor movement songs, presumably so you can sing them to the players in the character of Joe the Ghost. Joeβs my hero.
In class, students start laughing together. I asked what it's about. The question (to practise the past tense) was 'When did you last wash your hair?'
Both students are very bald older men.
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Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.
Wooooo!
Obsessed with the concept of dinosaurs as hunting dogs
I like how any day now tumblr is going to discover falconry
I am constantly thinking about this
This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time
Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet
- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.
- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.
- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!
- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.
- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that theyβve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouseβs body.
...did a werewolf bite one of these at some point and it survived?
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whatβs your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahabβs whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
This is HMS Surprise erasure
whatβs your favorite ship? (Jack Aubrey edition)
HMS Surprise
There are other ships?
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It's a mark of UK politics that one of the people the previous prime minister had to defend his seat against was this guy:
His policies include:
Making Piers Morgan zero emissions
Free broadband
Nationalising Adele and model railways
No, because Count Binface knows he's an incoherent absurdity and is doing it deliberately for laughs.
He's back!
Okay, yet more news. If anyone is voting on Clacton on Sea, you have the opportunity yo do something wonderfully stupid.
See, Nigel Farage, head of the Reform party (UK MAGA) decided to stand down and run again in his constituency. Why I have no idea, the man has two racist braincells that hate each other.
But who is running against him? Binface.
Is he going to win? I very much doubt it, but every vote he gets makes Farage more and more absurd. Proximity to ridiculous makes them ridiculous.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Dragonlance - Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Dalamar the Dark/Raistlin Majere, Caramon Majere/Tika Waylan Majere, Lemuel/Raistlin Majere, Nuitari/Dalamar, Nuitari/Lunitari/Solinari, Dalamar the Dark/Raistlin Majere/Nuitari, The Gods of Magic are sluts, Raistlin/Original Male Character Characters: Raistlin Majere, Dalamar the Dark, Caramon Majere, Tika Waylan Majere, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Nuitari (Dragonlance), Lunitari (Dragonlance), Solinari (Dragonlance), Ladonna (Dragonlance), Iolanthe (Dragonlance), Par-Salian (Dragonlance), Justarius (Dragonlance), Kitiara uth Matar, Takhisis (Dragonlance), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Dragon Character(s), Lemuel (Dragonlance) Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Kidnapping, Accidental kidnapping, First Meetings, Plot, Very unwelcome plot, Fuck Takhisis, Raistlin can't escape the plot of Legends, Killing Gods for Fun and Profit, Raistlin and Caramon being best bros, Tika isn't happy at being roped in, Tas is just happy to be along for the ride, Conclave being bastards, Somewhat less sex than the previous installment, because plot getting in the way, Dalamar is a very sweet idiot, Asexuality, Relationship Negotiations, Asexual Relationship Series: Part 2 of Sexcapades Summary:
Raistlin takes the Tower of Palanthas, and is ready to settle in and enjoy a good life and perhaps find a little romance.
He should have known it could never be so easy.
Chapter 13: Compromise Raistlin gets some advice, and everyone has to make decisions.
I prayed that you might be saved
and took every breath with me in the leafy shade
penguins vs giant petrel
I wonder if animals have the same sense of 'baby!' that humans have. Like when we see an infant of any species we want to protect and/or eat it.
What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?
1000 cockroaches
One man
If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.
The cockroaches can have the basement? No one goes down there and it's sealed off from the rest of the house. Go ham down there boys.
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Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw
See, just cook the spinach, the whole bag. You will always end up with half a small bowl of spinach. It doesn't matter how much spinach you start with, in the end you end up with half a small bowl.
i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.
Also, if Anthony Burgess could write a novel using about 25% made up language and expect people to piece it together, you can manage the odd big word.
