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The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

“I was told to pick the best and brightest…funny how that worked out” - that one episode of stargate atlantis with the all girl team.

i’ve seen a lot of good character dynamics on my dash recently but there’s an excellent one i think you’re all forgetting: two people who are the smart, sensible voices of reason respected by their peers for their level-headedness and intelligence when they’re apart, but who turn into unholy chaotic disasters with zero impulse control as soon as they join forces

like they each have an IQ of 160+ but whenever they’re together they cancel each other out and regress to utter Dumbass Bastard Mode™️

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I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

this is david lynch erasure

Who are the female immortals?

this is blatant cher erasure

Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time

Are we forgetting that Anne Hathaway was very openly married to Shakespeare?

Hozier and Florence Welch anyone?

Hot damn Alfred

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

Damn you’re right!

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

cis people be like. i would rather my loved one die than transition and be happy because it would be easier on me, the most important person in this situation, the cis person

cis people also be like. i love you but i need you to know if you live your true self i will always think of you as dead. and if you become happier i will consider your happy self a stranger. this is so hard on me. i am the victim.

One of my favourite parts of working with kids is like… Very Gently subverting their idea of gendered topics… Like if a girl goes ‘no, sharks are a boy thing’ and you go “UM ACTUALLY THATS STUPID AND INCORRECT” they get freaked out, but if instead u go “Are you sure? Cause I think sharks are awesome, here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon” it’ll blow their tiny mind and they’ll be shitting themselves over it for days. 100% effective, 10/10 recommend

Hey the message of this post is great and all but ‘a scale picture of a meglodon’ what the f u CK

Honestly my seven year old neice screamed once I told her that girls can have short hair and now shes pestering her mum for short and also blue hair

Siri how big did México use to be before?

Siri what happened to Cuba after gaining independance from Spain? Also what is a comercial block?

Siri what is Puerto Rico?

Siri who supported the Honduran coup?

Siri who instigated the genocide of thousands of native Guatemalans?

Google, what’s the origin of the phrase “banana republic”?

Reblogging for the sake of all artisan crafters everywhere! This isn’t a charity, we are trying to make a living!

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Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

The case of blind auditions for orchestras and how it dramatically changed the gender makeup of orchestras is a very illuminating example of gender bias, and an interesting possible way of countering it.

You can be sexist without knowing it. You can be racist without knowing it. This is not a moral failing; it is a moral imperative to remember that you are fallible, and take steps to limit the damage your squishy ape brain’s foibles can cause.