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"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
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āwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentā for how do you know that without being a part of it.
āanyone in this thread smoke weedā for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
ādogs are boys and cats are girlsā for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
ācolor theory in a childrens hospitalā for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
āyou are a tar pitā for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
āis the __ in the room with us right now?ā for I Donāt Think Thatās Real.
ābean soup? im allergic to beans!ā for ik this doesnāt work for you, but thatās not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
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fwiw I think that tumblr sexyman thing is including this year's roster of potentials
There's several characters on there I've never heard of. Fucking Ryland Grace is in there! PHM hasn't even been out long enough to have the lasting insane impact of a tumblr sexyman!
Fuckin. Whoever Quifrey is is NOT a tumblr sexyman the likes of Sans and the Onceler. The fact that Komaeda isnt even on the list tells me this person doesnt know what they're talking about!
Having seen the list, you not including Senshi and Slenderman at least is a Sin. Potentially Bill Cypher as well. Like I Understand (if they're traditional Sexy they're not Tumblr SexyMan period and that includes Dr. Grace) but you can't say Senshi of Won Every Tumblr Sexiest Anime Character Poll Fame is not a Tumblr sexyman.
Eta: omg I scrolled back to it. How are you not including doofensmirz and Dr Utonium. Like. C'mon.
You CANNOT tell me with a straight face that Dr Utonium, Doofensmirz, and Senshi are anywhere near the same status as Sans, the onceler, Bill Cipher, Komaeda, and Alastor. The level of freak and the amount of freak come nowhere near tumblr sexyman for those guys. Slenderman for sure had potential, but like Jack Skellington did not come near the level needed on tumblr to qualify for tumblr sexyman.
Oh I can and will! Especially doofensmirz and Senshi! The Level of Obsession is what determines a Tumblr Sexyman more than Freak imo. And yes, i have been here through it all.
I wonder if this is a side effect of not having things fed through an algorithm that we each have unique experiences with who is a tumblr sexy man....
Also we need to add that robot dog from the one dating sim game that my brain is refusing to name.
The fact that we're debating on it proves that the level of thirst for senshi and doof is, in fact, escapable, and therefore they do not qualify as tumblr sexyman
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And that's all I have to say about that
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Actually you know what. I think you could easily make the case for Kylo Ren to be a tumblr sexyman. He had the crazy popularity and the Freaksā¢ļø /aff and the ubiquitous-ness of the people horny about him. I think he might count, guys.
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
Okay hang on what the fuck is this list
Only seven of these bitches are actually tumblr sexymen. Jack frost, Bill cipher, the onceler, sans, megamind, and Alastor, and even then you could argue Jack frost and megamind out of there. Who the fuck wrote this list???
They don't even have Komaeda.
I'd strongly argue Reigen absolutely counts (all the art of him and Sans after that sexyman poll) and William Afton as well
Some choices are like. Just not conventional or young? Like Uncle Iroh is hot, he's just older so he wrongfully gets put on here.
Victor (Arcane) is just skinny, waifish, and depending on the version, a case for monster-fucking, but he's just. I dunno, he's just a disabled guy lots of ppl find hot and I don't think he's unconventionally attractive either (not that it's a sexyman rule but)
But Ekko (Arcane)? Conventionally attractive and not at all an unexpected choice also without the same obsession level as the top tier sexymen
Jabber Wonger? He's just strange. He's conventionally attractive, it's just that he's a masochist amongst other things like him just being strange doesn't mean he qualifies
You're right Reigen counts I'll be honest I didnt know his name i just knew him as the mob psycho guy. I don't think Afton counts, tho, the level and ubiquitous-ness of insane thirst isnt tumblr sexyman-level imo. He's certainly arguable though, like Jack Frost and Megamind.