Embrace the ace

aint nobody gonna break-a my beat..aint nobody gonna sloooow my cooore.. oh no..i got to keep on music..

Literally so awesome.

SO awesome

I know it's mostly my fault for not planning better but I would really appreciate any boosting people can do of this because I am out of pain meds and I do not want to buy any more medicine until we pay for electricity since thats a priority

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

generational thing, the slow inevitable americanisation of anal

Oh but I get it