Embrace the ace

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Hear me out: David Tennant and Michael Sheen on Taskmaster, on a team of two for the team tasks... they'd either wipe the floor with the competition or end up causing irreparable damage to a) themselves b) their friendship c) the taskmaster house or d) Alex Horne.

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

shaving isn’t even like remotely close to the biggest issue feminism needs to tackle but it’s just astonishing to me how the most lukewarm bare minimum of normalizing natural body hair on women is met with such pushback from “progressives” on here. like that’s why i keep bringing it up. like if you fucks can’t get behind “women shouldn’t feel like they have to shave and shouldn’t be groomed into shaving” then what the hell can you be counted on for? nothing, clearly

punished vance is killing me

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though