Embrace the ace

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

When I grow up, my child will be named Cloaca Brampton Gronkyl Spamton, and we will own a restaurant called “All at once chunks” next door my competitor of the local gastrointestinal doctor, is called Mystery Hole

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

what’s the punchline here

wait

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Hear me out: David Tennant and Michael Sheen on Taskmaster, on a team of two for the team tasks... they'd either wipe the floor with the competition or end up causing irreparable damage to a) themselves b) their friendship c) the taskmaster house or d) Alex Horne.