We're All In Process

Coworker (60) was cursing under his breath to himself trying to get something to work on his computer. Other coworker (25) asked, "Are you winning son?" which went unanswered for quite a while, until finally coworker (60) very quietly went "..........'son'?"

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.