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goosegoblin -> strangehorse (via thestrangehorse and astrangehorse)

please ignore the weird back pain grifter. i do not know what that is.

#i will forget this myself #there's a dead/ empty blog hoarding strangehorse #give it to me!#update: they gave it to me!!!!!!!#it made my entire week #i love you ex strangehorse!!!

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emperor-gaozu-of-han

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

emperor-gaozu-of-han

this is really resonating with the subjects

qin-shi-huang-di

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

qin-shi-huang-di

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

emperor-gaozu-of-han

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

#undescribed

pokeballvictimized

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

iamaine

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

Soma 😔

#it was 'long walk' so i'm fine #thank god i played that last night. before it would have been dark souls 3.

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girldraki

kind of harmonically beautiful

funky-insanitear

sadlyglyphtaken

more people should use this as a meme template. the above replies seem unaware that this exists in forms other than the email one. the email one is the original but qntm / sam hughes has one about calendar reform for example

next time i want to comment on a discourse i will be the change i want to see in the world. i will snowclone this template and summarise the entire discourse within it. people will be impressed because it is more informative than a meme even if it is more obnoxious

#undescribed #this is such a good reaction format. thank you

goldensunset

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

#yes if we count harrow as protag which i think is fair?#double yes if we count nona as protag of her book #they do tie tho #... if i'm being super honest it might be pyrrha or camilla higher #but i've already answered the poll and cannot change my answer #god the only other thing that keeps coming to mind is this one long nosleep story that i think got published as a book eventually #that one is non-disputable #but feels like it shouldn't count #(it's alice in 'the left-right game'. amazing piece of writing. would recommend)

caspercryptid

I would actually go as far as to say that MOST abuse is unintentional. I think most people will go through their lives without ever experiencing intentional abuse. People are abusive because they're selfish, because they're stressed, because they care more about what society thinks they should do than the impacts of their actions on their children and partners, because they think what they're doing is correct, because they've made it make sense in their own heads, because they think they can fix their victims, they think they can fix their relationships, they think they can stop you from leaving, they think they can make you a better partner to them, they think that means you need to do what they want. We've sort of constructed mental illness in a way that doing this shit to other people counts as a form of mental illness because it is anti social behavior in the literal sense— it is behavior that causes social harm.

I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.

probuccalfat

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

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plasmalink

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

aplpaca

big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place

aplpaca

So a creche in ecology is a group of animals that take care of their offspring as a group. Grouping together like this can help with protection against predators, finding food, enduring the weather, and gives the parents time to "rest", as sometimes the parents will alternate who's being the primary watchers while others get to hunt by themselves for a bit, like a baby animal daycare.

But ye lions do this once cubs each a certain age. A decent amount of birds do it (for example: flamingos and a lot of penguin, duck, and goose species). Gharials (a type of South Asian crocodilian) form creches with hundreds of babies from multiple nests (they lay under 100 eggs each and sometimes as few as 20). Feral hogs tend to form groups of mothers and young like this, and I saw 3 sows and like 15+ tiny babies the other day and they were so cute

But ye that's how you get pictures like these

#undescribed #god i love creches

chujellys

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

chujellys

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

#undescribed #sobbing #the world is a beautiful place

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drops-of-universe

poetry fans be like i love that poem it made me feel fucking awful & horrible & scared

r0zeclawz

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

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