Looking up red velvet to figure out what's actually in there because surely it's a variant of chocolate or fruit or something but no the Americans are honest about it. That thing really is just Red.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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we're not kids anymore.
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Looking up red velvet to figure out what's actually in there because surely it's a variant of chocolate or fruit or something but no the Americans are honest about it. That thing really is just Red.

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Imagine having such a cool art style that it becomes known as a major era-defining art movement on par with neoclassicism or impressionism and that movement is 99.5% your work or copies of your work. Alphonse Mucha you will never not be famous.
game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
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silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.
guy who is rediscovering what it feels like to be actually sexually aroused after ten years of pure grief and rage
I should be able to castrate men who pee on the street I swear

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irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
I cannot begin to tell you how funny Portal is if you assume that Chell is deaf
Instagram, a girls' girl: Woah that comment thread discourse has gotten way out of hand. Don't worry boo just delete your origin comment and all that it has wrought will vanish into oblivion. It will be as if you never hit send at all.
The wicked genie Tumblr: Oh, you will be free or your own comment. But everyone else will know forever.

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Like, c'mon!! Is this not the most ADORABLE and jaw dropping mermay art you've ever seen? If you're not following @kurainvillager on IG yet, what are you even doing??
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When I tell you I fell head-over-heels in love with this INCREDIBLE and beyond ADORABLE mermay artwork by @kurainvillager on IG, I am NOT exaggerating! 😱💙💙
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The fact that there are gods with disabilities make me so emotional. Hephaestus, Tyr, Hodr, Odin and other disabled deities just prove that being disabled is a vital part of the human experience, not a deviation from it, and that concept alone is so moving. Just like there are deities for specific human experiences like fertility or war, there are also deities with disabilities, which just proves that we have just as much of a place on this earth as mothers and warriors do. The idea of that has genuinely pulled me through some hard times.
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

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i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens