every road leads to lost corpse end

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

Clipart Studio lets you cut up magazines sourced from the Internet Archive, images from Wikimedia Commons, & files you’ve uploaded, and create art collages from them. This is great — be sure to check out the gallery.

dog heats are fucking crazy… when we left for pip’s ultrasound this morning they were obsessed with each other with chattering teeth and screaming if they weren’t in each other’s line of sight and by the time we got home a few hours later they were like whatever. who’s that schmuck.

this is what omegaverse is missing

someone in my yiddish class told a story about how when he was a kid his mom brought him to see the movie chicken run and also in the theatre was another member of their synagogue who was a holocaust survivor. and after the movie she turned to this person's mom and went "why would you bring your children to see a movie about a chicken holocaust?" aj;fdjka;jfdjkla;kl;klakjasj imagine being a survivor of genocide and then getting triggered by chicken run. because it's too real.