cats, music and not knowing what's going on

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

Thank you, Mr. Fry, for articulating why polytheism makes so much more sense to me.

that last fry panel, oh that’s exactly it, that’s the joy of my life in my atheism. my life is mine, it is simple, and it is happier. oh that’s the perfect articulation of it, thank you Mr. Fry.

and here I was, foolishly thinking I couldn't love this man even more. I was proven wrong.

The tone deafness is mind numbing

Okay, so is the point of these things to give cops an excuse to shoot unarmed black people for looking at their cell phones in public?  Or is it to make mass shootings easier by slipping these guns past security in schools?  This is cartoon villain levels of awful.  Fuck the NRA.

Guys maybe youre also forgetting the possibility that this gives police a reason to murder ANYONE who could try to RECORD THEM IN THEIR CRIMINAL ACTS. In this day and age its vital to record the police, but with this being a thing they can reasonably say they were “afraid for their lives” that someone was gonna pull THIS on them and then shoot bystanders without question

This is heinous

Getting close to fifteen thousand notes and almost every single comment is outraged and disgusted, at least people can see the terrifying implications of this

Like… i feel this was made specifically for this reason…. Police needed a reason, the NRA (already deepthroating the boot) jumped up and said “Okay”!

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

There was also an 1893

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

This is worse than the math post

Everyone who reblogs this before 20/2/2020 will get a random Italian word in their ask box

Wait, what is this secret twentieth month of the year, and what happens on the second of that month? Is it like the minus world in Super Mario Bro’s??? I have so many questions, how many months of the year are they hiding from us?

I’m sorry for y’all but some of us have date writing formats that actually make sense

It took me too long to understand what they were talking about and now I’m cackling, I cannot believe

People like this exist. Interesting.

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

I’ll repost time and time again. Y'all don’t give two fucks bout fat people’s health you just project your insecurities on to others and see that as you giving “helpful advice”. You’re not being helpful, you’re being hurtful. Leave fat people alone and practice minding your business

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

lmaooooooooo

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

LMFAO nigga what 😂😂😂

It's January 1st and I've already had enough internet for the whole year I-