what kind of psychological black magic did the directors use to make me actually see the 7 of diamonds

literally everyone in the theater saw the 7 of diamonds and this needs to be answered

THEY MADE THEM LEARN MAGIC AND STUFF FOR THIS MOVIE IN THE BEHIND THE SCENES AND LITERALLY HE IS A HELLA GOOD MAGICIAN HOLY FUCK DONT GET ME STARTED

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

this is the most important post of all time

nothing will ever be as great as this photoset

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

where can i get this shirt

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know