Disaster Bisexual

Are you telling me Miranda was eating that carrot with whip cream for fun and not because the scene called for it.

No but moralizing about how you don’t deserve the vaccine yet is greatly reducing vaccination numbers it’s not your job to worry about if you’re “stealing” a vaccine from someone else there is a National supply and when it’s your turn it’s your turn. Refusing to get vaccinated is not going to magically vaccinate a bed bound rural person. It’s just going to get vaccine doses thrown in the garbage. God.

Every vaccine dose ups our herd immunity.  Every vaccine dose potentially frees up treatment for other people who might need it.  Get the vaccine!  There’s no “selfish” reason to protect yourself and everyone else from a deadly virus.

Reblogging because pretty much everyone I know under 50 with a preexisting condition who’s been offered a vaccine has spent ages wringing their hands over whether to refuse “until later”, so it can go to someone who “needs it more”. AND I’M INCLUDING MYSELF. After weeks of telling people to just get the vaccine when it’s offered, I had that exact same knee-jerk reaction when my appointment came up! (I did ultimately go to that appointment and get vaccinated, of course.) It’s a very common response, but we need to remember that passing up a dose wastes it; it doesn’t free it up for another person.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!

When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.

these r all gr8

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I literally got a dog of my own so I could tell if the barking in the other room was real or not.

listen i’m so here for they/them pronouns but if a trans man uses he/him and you call him they because calling him he makes you uncomfortable, ur transphobic 

same absolutely goes for trans women, as well.

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

on all levels except physical i am sitting on a big fucking rock in the middle of the woods

gender neutral? no. gender agnostic. not sure I believe in gender and if it’s real I’m not sure I’m happy about it

We did have a snow day, and they called me about it at 5 in the morning. As if I wasn’t going to check my email first thing when I woke up. Like I said. Hateful.