Daniel 'Taco' Keaton

Me now: groaning in irritation because I can’t see the tv over my stuffed FAT GUT anymore when I lay back on the couch

I dunno they’ve always been pretty loud as fuck 😂

Unless it’s a stealth operation at a restaurant, then I’ll try to do them softly. Sometimes in my peripheral vision I’ll see someone then their head after I burp, but I’m not really looking so that might just be them talking to another person.

I feel like I do them quiet enough to not bring attention but I do get nervous that they can!

I hope you’re all very happy with yourselves

Because I just ate 30 fucking tacos, all in one sitting. What in the actual fuck 😩😩😩

How is it even possible to eat this much fucking food in one go? Like I really fucking walked in, sat in a booth, and literally ate tacos for almost 2 hours straight. I was so fucking full in that booth after slamming down that last taco. I felt full after 24 but figured I could bring any extra home, but nope I just kept chomping and pushing because dumb fat hog sees food on his plate so he eats it.

My gut is so fucking firm right now, my belly button feels so fucking right and shallow. Probably cause there’s 30 FUCKING TACOS stuffed in it. I feel gigantic, I guess all that eating over the weekend did stretch my gut out and now I’m even more fucked with how much food I want/need to fill me to the brim. I just keep eating and stretching my gut out, it’s no wonder I’m getting such a monster ball gut 😩

This was such a crazy thing to do, especially when I remember eating a dozen was a goal when I first started eating here. Now I’ve more than doubled that and my gut is looking more engorged with food than ever before. What a stupid irresponsible amount of fucking food I crammed all into my belly. Like this was well over 3k calories in a single meal and now my gut is distended so far out in front of me right now 🥵

God just keep the tacos coming, keep serving them to me until I literally can’t force another bite down. Fill me to the brim with tacos until I’m about to pop, and then push even more on me. Watch me groan in pain, holding my gut with one hand but still stuffing the food down with the other. Make me beg for them to stop even though all you’re doing is just placing food in front of me, it’s my own greed and gluttony that keeps overfeeding me. Can’t stop stuffing my fat face, my gut keeps growing bigger and fatter but I just keep fucking eating.

Tell me if this is a stupid amount of food and how fat I am if you agree 👀

Hope you get to 30 😉

Usually I have to eat “normal” for a few days to see how I really look empty cause I do look bloated for a few days after a big stuffing ha

I’m a big fan of how it’s looking, I tell myself it’s cause I look strongfat but my gut is getting so big now that I just look like a giant fat guy anyway when I see candid pics of me from hang outs and trips.

What does this mean 😨

They definitely need more restaurants that serve giant fat hog eat from a trough meals. 🥵 or a server that really pushes me to overeat. A long time ago I was with my family at a pizza restaurant and the waitress asked us if we wanted any “quitter” boxes and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. Seriously if someone said that to me now I don’t care how stuffed I was I’d force every bit last down 😩

Reminds me I went to a pizza place weekend before last and they had a slogan on the wall that said “It’s okay to eat an entire pizza by yourself”

I thought that was so fun, and then I ordered their 18 in pizza 😍 I don’t think that’s the pizza the slogan was intended for but I took it seriously and pounded the entire pie down regardless 😄

You can see though they put it in a Togo box at this place too oh well still ate it 😉 nobody mentioned anything but I don’t think it’s every day people are crushing those

Poured a gigantic bowl of ramen in this gut too and now I’m beached on the couch 😩

Ugh my belly is so fucking sloshed rn, look at this food balloon just hanging off my body. All because I can’t stop filling it up with more food. God it feels so fucking big, I think people are starting to notice it more now and just see me as a big fat guy 😮‍💨

Fuck the bigger this thing is getting the more I’m really craving a big belly rub all over my gut. Hope it’s okay that there’s a lot more surface area to get to with that rubbing is all 🥵

Ugh truthfully I’ve been really enjoying the ice cream that comes with my desserts lately after my big meals 😮‍💨

But I guess you’re right, and also the slice of cake came with it so there was no away around it 👀

This weekend is turning into a belly blowout kinda weekend 🥵

I know we joke about belly bands to support your gut, but honestly seeing you wear one would just be hot af with how heavy that fucking barrel gut is

It’s been feeling a lot more spherical lately too for some reason 😵‍💫

Figured the holiday weekend would be the best time to try out this BBQ monster of a sandwich. It’s an absolute meat tower 🤤

2 fucking pounds of all different kinds of BBQ meat on this bad boy, doesn’t it look incredible? 😍 As you can imagine, I just used a fork on this thing cause you really can’t eat it like a sandwhich. Though taking it apart makes you look like an extra hog cause there’s still so much food covering the entire plate, and all the different meats make it look like a big pig trough of food for me to shovel on down.

Fuck it really filled me up, look at this big fat belly it gave me right now? 😮‍💨 I think a parking lot stuffed gut selfie is fitting after a meal like that right? Especially with how big it’s filling this tank up!

I also heard the servers chatting and making sure I was eating it “for here”. At least they’re double checking so I commend them on that piece. ☺️

I hope they noticed I cleared the whole fucking thing plus a medium side order of beans too. I guess if they spotted how round my gut is after all that though they would’ve be too surprised at where it all went 😬

I got some of those Americanized soft tacos again. But classic fatboy problem 😞 I ordered them for dine in and they brought them out to me all wrapped upin a to-go bag. I guess I can’t blaaaame them since this is a “lot” I guess. 🙄 I do go to this place a lot though so I thought they’d know

Oh well, so I had to just dump them all out on the table in front of me and just start unwrapping them and porking them down. Woof it kinda made my belly pretty big, but it’s okay to get a bit of a gut during summer with all the eating going on. Especially for a holiday weekend 😇