Daniel 'Taco' Keaton

I dunno they’ve always been pretty loud as fuck 😂

Unless it’s a stealth operation at a restaurant, then I’ll try to do them softly. Sometimes in my peripheral vision I’ll see someone then their head after I burp, but I’m not really looking so that might just be them talking to another person.

I feel like I do them quiet enough to not bring attention but I do get nervous that they can!

Hope you get to 30 😉

Usually I have to eat “normal” for a few days to see how I really look empty cause I do look bloated for a few days after a big stuffing ha

I’m a big fan of how it’s looking, I tell myself it’s cause I look strongfat but my gut is getting so big now that I just look like a giant fat guy anyway when I see candid pics of me from hang outs and trips.

They definitely need more restaurants that serve giant fat hog eat from a trough meals. 🥵 or a server that really pushes me to overeat. A long time ago I was with my family at a pizza restaurant and the waitress asked us if we wanted any “quitter” boxes and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. Seriously if someone said that to me now I don’t care how stuffed I was I’d force every bit last down 😩

Reminds me I went to a pizza place weekend before last and they had a slogan on the wall that said “It’s okay to eat an entire pizza by yourself”

I thought that was so fun, and then I ordered their 18 in pizza 😍 I don’t think that’s the pizza the slogan was intended for but I took it seriously and pounded the entire pie down regardless 😄

You can see though they put it in a Togo box at this place too oh well still ate it 😉 nobody mentioned anything but I don’t think it’s every day people are crushing those

Ugh truthfully I’ve been really enjoying the ice cream that comes with my desserts lately after my big meals 😮‍💨

But I guess you’re right, and also the slice of cake came with it so there was no away around it 👀

This weekend is turning into a belly blowout kinda weekend 🥵

I know we joke about belly bands to support your gut, but honestly seeing you wear one would just be hot af with how heavy that fucking barrel gut is

It’s been feeling a lot more spherical lately too for some reason 😵‍💫

I got some of those Americanized soft tacos again. But classic fatboy problem 😞 I ordered them for dine in and they brought them out to me all wrapped upin a to-go bag. I guess I can’t blaaaame them since this is a “lot” I guess. 🙄 I do go to this place a lot though so I thought they’d know

Oh well, so I had to just dump them all out on the table in front of me and just start unwrapping them and porking them down. Woof it kinda made my belly pretty big, but it’s okay to get a bit of a gut during summer with all the eating going on. Especially for a holiday weekend 😇

I always think about if the person who ordered it is someone like you. Did they order delivery because they’re ashamed all these meals are just for them?

Should I drop just one fork in there, knowing you only need one, it’s just for one good fat boy.

Or should I drop a fistful, so when it arrives they know someone thinks this is enough food for a family, and they have to sit there alone and feast like a good hog?

You should definitely drop a bunch to let the person know if they’re eating this all by themselves they’re a fat fuck and eating far more than 1 person should be eating.

Not that it’s gonna stop a big fat hog from devouring it all anyway, but it’s a nice sentiment 🤤

Oof 🥵🥵🥵 just a little overfed. It’s just too easy to easy to overeat when the food is so good and these restaurants serve these giant portions. And I just want more more more. It’s not my fault that it’s so good that I want more until I’ve eaten myself out of my shirt 😩

Ugh am I just part of the fatboy statistics now? Just a fat lumbering hog who can’t even tell his fat gut is hanging out because he’s thinking about where he’s gonna eat next? Burping in public while pulling down my shirt only for it to ride back up after a couple of steps.

Putting up my previous video that only got to live a little bit on the utube site before being removed. :(

Still blows my mind I ate 5 fucking entrees. Like these things are huge, and fill up a normal person. But I porked down 5 of them all in one sitting... My big fat belly probably didn't need this much food packed into it, but fuck I needed it really bad. I need to be filled with enough food that it takes a family to eat.

Like I need to feel all these meals forcing my big belly out and feel how dense I am after its all packed deep in my swollen round gut. Look at this big belly, could you imagine going into a restaurant and me just putting in order after order, plates stacking high as I look more uncomfortable and disheveled after each bite? By the end my stomach is obviously protruding outward and I look like I can't fit another bite.

I hope at that point you'd at least order dessert for yourself, but if you can't eat a lot of that either you can just slide it over to the human garbage disposal and I'll force it into this big tank on top of everything else too.

See look at that, just a normal average everyday guy shopping for clothes. You can’t even tell