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[ID: A digital drawing of Occtis Tachonis, Tyranny, and Thimble from Critical Role. Occtis is saying "The fuck are you doing?" and recoiling from Tyranny who is sniffing him. Pin and Thimble are both on Occtis' shoulders and Thimble is glaring at Tyranny. End description.]

Tsul’Rekshi

She had knee surgery by the age of 16, ending any potential dance career due to an injury from cheerleading (which she never really wanted to do but was pressured into).

People spend their entire lives with complications from football injuries from grade school, including anger and impulse control problems from head injuries.

ok @homosexual--mothman twist my arm why don't you!

Mal wears his gray jeans in The Train Job and then again in Trash; it's like his go-to "undercover" outfit. Saffron then makes him strip in the shuttle and he re-boards Serenity naked and presumably goes directly to his cabin and puts on his usual tan trousers etc. So everything he was wearing is in the shuttle for at least a little while.

Two episodes later, in Heart of Gold, Simon is wearing the baggiest gray jeans. You can't really get a good look at him because the camera angle puts him directly behind Inara, but you can see him in the BTS shots. Poor guy is drowning in his clothes.

Whether you want to go full MalSimon shipping "they're sharing clothes" OR Simon is adjusting to life on a smuggling/scavenging ship and simply decided these pants he found in the shuttle are his now is up to you. But I just like to imagine it's the same pair of pants.

And yes Simon is wearing gray jeans in the Trash "Jayne in a neckbrace" scene which could throw a wrench in this continuity but these look like they're more slim fit/actually his size. So this scenario is still canon compliant lol

They WERE Mal's, but after six months in the black, no one would swear to that except Mal himself, and he's being gaslit daily on the ownership of The Pants. By Kaylee, who wears them rolled to the knee with suspenders that he's pretty sure are ALSO his. Allegedly, she says. Book taught her that word.

If Jayne catches them with the pants, he may just take them off of that crewmate like a bully older brother, if he's bored enough. The only person immune to this treatment is Zoe, because she can/will/has fishhooked him for misbehaving. He's gotten Mal exactly once, and he straight up continued about his day with his dick out to make this everyone else's problem. He HAD pants, now he doesn't. The others get a walk/sprint of shame back to their bunks.

One day the pants disappear and stay gone for a week. People are fighting mad, convinced the pants suffered some damage in a crewmate's care and they tossed them rather than fess up. There's a ship wide hunt for the carcass of the pants, they even make Wash pull the airlock logs. It's nearly come to blows when Inara rolls her eyes and hikes her skirts, and she's wearing them under her sari because she'd been rearranging her shuttle and you just don't DO that in a silk this fine.

Liams!